STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

oooh yes please darling can I have a shot of voddie while I'm waiting?

crap, I need to get home, it's late AGAIN and if I spend another night at the bloody Hun & Rabbit with Bob AGAIN then me hubby will go postal

That ther telegraf the nobs read had a bit on the gold club yer know MP

Cheers m'dear

Right who wants some!!!!

Clarissimo you think cos you changed your name I don't know you're that slag Peachy who does it up the arse for a bottle of blue WKD!

And mornin get your filthy hands off of my Bob he's more of a man then you'll ever know get back to your writing and dream of getting jiggy with a fine specimen like my fella

Siddles up to GolfingGerry and strokes his 9 iron " wanna come to my place and try to get an hole in one?"

He won't know if you don't tell him.

Stop looking down my T-shirt you dirty bastards.

I do indeed, Bob, I do indeed!

Between you,me and the doorknob, if it weren't for my South East Asia business trips I'd be a very unhappy boy, Bob. Oh yes, a very unhappy boy.

Ah, lovely offer Babs, but I'm er.. a little under par at the moment..

You're in fine form this evening, my darling wife. Don't worry. I'll still have plenty of oomph left in me for you later, my sweet.

Got anywhere I can hang me coat, love?

Stands still for fifty seconds to think of a witty retort

You didn't tell me it only took two bottles, Peachy! And to think I bought you three...

I don't care which of you is bumming who, but ffs stop using me for Improper Sexual Practices.

Ah but Bob you got double 'elpins me luv.

and there's one on credit now if you get my drift....

I get off at 11 Bob-we could look for somewhere to hang it together

Oh yes I know all about the blue WKD Clarissimo..... >>>

Oooooh my little Peachy-weachy. You little minx!

Don't think I've forgotten the axle grease incident. Oh the things I've seen...

You'll have to pay for that darling

ouch!

Fair enough Gerry >

G&T please.....with an umbrella.

This is a difficult decision. The wife or the barmaid? Hmmm.....

the important thing, bobbers, is not to indulge in any carnal activity that causes you to break rule 716b part tuesday clause vivivivivivivi: don't fuck the club's clubs.