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STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

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algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 23:02

always time for a quick one bob me old mucker.... mine's a babycham please luv

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Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 23:02

Nine minutes should be ample time for you

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 23:03

I'll have a suitably manly brew please.

Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 23:04

Peanuts? Pork scratchings?

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 23:05

any more pickled eggs? is that a left over pork pie i can see on the side?

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algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 23:06

well i've enjoyed my evening bob. see you tomorrow?

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Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 23:06

Half a Kaliber Bob?

Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 23:08

Havn't you boys got homes to go to?

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 23:09

See you tomorrow, Algy.

Yes please to the drink. Then I'm off home back to the wife.

Dreyfus · 06/01/2009 23:09

Blow me if I didn't dream another Pome!

Part 2:

So, on the Moldie battle rages
We'll soon be at three million pages
Who wants to be one, anyway

  • err, yes, we do check mail each day But only so we can delight In tearing up their late invite!

Meanwhile, Moldies sneak back in
False beards dangling from their chin
A Nom de Ploom and shifty eyes
Peeping out from their disguise.

"We're mystified - why do you care
It's true it's lovely over there
With our Queen's portrait on the walls
and lots of fun with our black balls
Among us friends it's just so cosy
And everything is sweetly rosy
Every post just shines with wit
Because we vetoed all you twits.

But why on earth you're all so cross
That we considered you the dross
We just don't get it, it seems bonkers
That you'd think we'd want you plonkers."

Such gracious olive branch extended
It's stunning that the feud's not ended.

fuckitgoblin · 06/01/2009 23:09
fuckitgoblin · 06/01/2009 23:11

jolly good pome, mucker

hunkermunker · 06/01/2009 23:14

Oh, you wanker, I want that name!

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 23:15

fancy a quick one dreyfus? that's a funny name mate. foreign are you? nice poem though.... send a copy to golfing gerry perhaps

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fuckitgoblin · 06/01/2009 23:16
algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 23:17

none of that language in here love, you aint in the golf club now you know

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algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 23:18

gerry, your beard's a bit wonky.

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policywonk · 06/01/2009 23:21

Very good dreyfus

GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 23:23

That's no beard, that's my good lady wife, I'll have you know!

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 23:23

where've you lot come from? were you lurking by the loos?

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policywonk · 06/01/2009 23:25

I've been in the corner getting blind drunk.

GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 23:26

I've been enjoying a pleasant half in both establishments, Bob. The other place is very nice, you know. They've done an excellent job with the decor. The drapes are especially clarsey. You'd like it.

Oh, sorry.

Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 23:28

But do they need a barmaid over there Gerry?

GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 23:33

I will have to ask the committee, Olga my dear. Course, if it was up to me... but

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 23:35

Stay here, my little pumpkin. Why pour fancy-schmancy cocktails when you can keep us all in beer?

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