STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

LOL Chip. I love a last word me!
Only have another 956 posts to go!

Is this a belated mumsnet panto?

I know whatchamean Clara

Did I see you at the Seven Sisters last nite?

I'll give you my best if you like, TSAP.

Lots of dogs in tonight then gals

Yeah. I got 'em done special down t'market they had an offer on cos some of the nails had gone mouldy.

Cost me eight bloody quid thats 6 packs of fags off dock!

And Barberra's gone and broke it with her earring!

And me Elizabeth Duke clown necklace has got lost on the floor somewhere.

Nah, too posh for my likings. Still on sawdust training me, all that piss soaked sawdust fair gets a girl going you know

Algy are you just gonna stand there, defend my honour you lousy lump.

Takes jar of pickles off Bob and starts throwing them at Bobs wife whilst shouting " get in this jar you will feel right at home"

Oi! Peachy! Who you callin' a dog!

Oi Bobswife! You.

You think yer ard enuff? Do yer? Ave a go then, go awn.

I actually took golf lessons when I was pregnant

I've no idea why, it was a sort of craving

I quite fancied the old pro who kept grabbing my arms from behind me and saying "Stick our your bum like a panda presenting itself!"

pregnancy hormones

(Ah well we have the Ryder cup course just behind us and I am reading the golfer influx),

I'll remember the panda line for later tonight, MP.

Me extensions!!!!!

Algy never loved you anyway Barberra he told me you were a dried up old hag with cobwebs up your chuff thats why he had to come and get some off a real woman!

Sooo. What are you driving, these days, Bob? Me? Well, life in the lubricant-and-lubricant-derivatives industry is pre-tty good, as it happens: I've been upgraded to a Lexus.

Cider n black MP me love?

I've got me works van, Gerry. Plenty of room in the back, if yer know what I mean eh? A car might cramp me style.