STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

ALGY!! Is that you

What you doing offering your sausage, you promised me that sausage.

Squonk - best to leave it be and just carry on with oogling Bob's balls...

you can tell which of the analogies are from mouldie or non mouldie members unfortunatley

ANYWAY

lets look to the future

the MUMSNET future

How long before a moldy comes on and says 'FGS are you still bleating' LOL

Come and 'ave a nibbl on my sausage, Barb.

A pint of your finest please, mine host!

Ah, Algy. How is the lady wife?

FFS are you still bleating on!

about 2 mins????

Oi you two

jeremy kyle wants you in thursday for that dna test right?

OK I'm back.

Hey Barberra lets have a fight! I'll pull your (platinum with black roots) hair and you can scratch my (orange Tango-tanned) face.

Bob and Algy can leer watch....

I bet you don't get this kind of top quality entertainment down at the golf club, Gerry.

well done tc a record

Did Algy put you up to it?

Thomcat, you going to try to get the last word on this one, too?

Hes mine you OOmpa Lumpa!

Tries to get Algy to feel sorry for her.

Algy you said that there was only me who made your sausage into bubble and squeak.

Hi Bob!

Oh no I broke a (ridiculously long with ludicrous design on it) nail on Barberra's enormous hoop earring whilst I was tearing it from her ear!

Bob are you a man or a mouse I said I just broke my nail are you going to just let it lie!

OOoh you dirty dog

erm... where exactly has that banger been before it went in my mouth?

I like these mouldy threads

oooh Bobswife are those gelled nails?

You even dirtier dog!

gelled by someone in the house while watching the brats dontacha know?

Well ita tekes it out of you this barmaid up the B&E after all

pmsl I thought the thread title was "Like to talk to a moldie" as in I am sat in here waiting come give me your best.

I was coming in just to say you're brave!

but total pmsl at my freudian slip emoticon I typed grave rather than grin in my brackets probably blending brave and grin but still rather spooky.

Yer can't beat a good Russell, me dears.