But I really am a lion tamer.
Why won't anyone believe me?
I changed my name the other day so that I could 'bark' on a very stupid dog haters vs dog lovers thread (it was getting quite ridiculous and needed lightening up a bit IMO). I found that quite liberating and fun, which was sad, really.
In reality, apart from about 4 or 5 posters, I don't remember enough about anyone to know if they would be lying.