I want tickers and avatars .... I appreciate others may have an opinion on this, which is lovely, and good for you. I'm not going to be dissuaded though.

[HoneyDragon]

The site is a smorgasbord board of pointless lary coloured sales pitch and bumph.

It's bursting with venomous spite and bilious stupidness some days (amongst the stalwart niceness soldiering on regardless) , so on those days I'd like to see a spot of cheer.

A unicorn crapping a rainbow, or a humorous meerkat picture with a whimsical caption.

I want kittens and puppies and flowers.

I want tickers telling me how long it was since the poster last handed out grips.

We've been told Mumsnet is moving on.

If it is, I want the the future to be sparkly and twee to the fucking max.

Who the hell makes smeg flapjacks?!

Ack.

YABU/YANBU/you are posting in the wrong place use the bloody topics buttons ?

Why not? We've already got 7.3 million buttons currently buggering the site up until MNHQ put the gin down and fix the servers, a few more won't hurt.

sorry, got carried away in a talkie toaster / red dwarf kinda rant

Thank heavens.

Considering some of the dubious ops started on here of late, you could've launched a viral craze for smegma oats.

Then tickers would be on the back burner

And my lunch would be on the lap top.

I was going to try and post something, but I really don't think I can top smegma oats.

I don't think smegma oats need a topping. What could you possibly sprinkle on smegma oats?

Well Smeggy oats or not I think it's safe to say the ap is well and truely fucked!

Smegma oats?

Hey, your back. How was the wilderness?

Smegma Oats endorsement

Actual lol!

Was that the weather that was wild answer or your young charges?

Thought now was a good time to bump my thread. Lolz.

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