I want tickers and avatars .... I appreciate others may have an opinion on this, which is lovely, and good for you. I'm not going to be dissuaded though.

[HoneyDragon]

The site is a smorgasbord board of pointless lary coloured sales pitch and bumph.

It's bursting with venomous spite and bilious stupidness some days (amongst the stalwart niceness soldiering on regardless) , so on those days I'd like to see a spot of cheer.

A unicorn crapping a rainbow, or a humorous meerkat picture with a whimsical caption.

I want kittens and puppies and flowers.

I want tickers telling me how long it was since the poster last handed out grips.

We've been told Mumsnet is moving on.

If it is, I want the the future to be sparkly and twee to the fucking max.

What the jeff

First they IGNORE me.

Now they are BANNING me from places.

I'm discusted and appauled.

I'm purple, ops are pink.

As always HoneyDragon you are the voice of reason! I think we should all unite behind you - Vive le Revolution!!!! (sp)

MN - PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN TO HONEYDRAGON!! SPARKLY SHIT AND "X HOURS SINCE I GAVE A FUCK" TYPE TICKERS PLEASE!!!!!!

Laurie* Your cat is awesome!!

I am the voice of reason plus Maryz has buggered off for a bit so there's no one to disagree

sparkly and twee to the fucking max

Could we have that as a tagline, instead of the "by parents for parents" bit?

Very sensible Amy. Very sensible.

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The creepy wee things are good enough says I.

Admit it. You enjoyed that Amy. I'm getting tickers. AND avatars. I am, am, am.

Amy - you CAN'T refuse HoneyDragon, surely?

Can we at least have a glittery cock emoticon???

T'was I'm afraid.

No, you're not Honey heh heh

I couldn't access the second link either. Is MaryZ trying to exclude people? Is there a quiche at work?

What do we want?

TICKERS!

When do we want them?

IN ELEVEN DAYS, 3 HOURS AND 6 SECONDS!

< 6 mins and 46 until I give up trying to make a placard and use it to light the brazier>

I can't believed I offered up a sliding Hullygully as a goodwill gesture

I can access all of them

Where is the hidden one? Which topic?

What on earth is in that link? its /O2?

Ooh she's in MaryZ quiche Mouldies all over again

There will be like buttons for all, come the revolution.

Viva la Honeydragonsnet

no tickery shit! No spangles, no sparkles, no unicorns, swags, swirls and definitely no smegging flapjacks!