I want tickers and avatars .... I appreciate others may have an opinion on this, which is lovely, and good for you. I'm not going to be dissuaded though.

[HoneyDragon]

The site is a smorgasbord board of pointless lary coloured sales pitch and bumph.

It's bursting with venomous spite and bilious stupidness some days (amongst the stalwart niceness soldiering on regardless) , so on those days I'd like to see a spot of cheer.

A unicorn crapping a rainbow, or a humorous meerkat picture with a whimsical caption.

I want kittens and puppies and flowers.

I want tickers telling me how long it was since the poster last handed out grips.

We've been told Mumsnet is moving on.

If it is, I want the the future to be sparkly and twee to the fucking max.

It's been zero minutes since my last grip

See. See look, tickers working already

Your wish is my command...

As requested

What would be nice is if we could have a choice of pastel background colours

And those cutesy emocions! They are great because if you are an adult woman, having a range of "don't take me seriously, I'm really just a kewpie" emocions is marvelous.

Yes, a delayed edit facility please.

Sparkly shit

And tickers

~~~ it has been I hour and 2 minutes since ScottishMummy bitchplopped a thread in site stuff ~~~.

You mean Maryz you haven't got your sprouts on, they will be raw!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Yes please.
I would also like to nominate this as an emoticon.

~~

How about coloured thread titles so you could have a Brown Klaxon to warn against poo

Yes!!

I want sparkly, glittery tickers

It's been 7 minutes since I last rolled my eyes at a thread

It's been 4 minutes since I spotted a troll

It's been 11 minutes since I felt like a terrible parent.

I would like to be able to edit other people's posts and tickers

I want colour. And glitter. And sparkles.

It's been 1 hour since someone mention bullying or cliques or royalty

It's been 30 seconds since someone mentioned entitled

It's been 1 day since someone noticed a baby drinking come out of a bottle.

MNHQ

ARE YOU TAKING THIS ON BOARD?

Hmmmmmmn

Are are you all trying to look really busy in the hope someone else will deal with it?

The only acceptable answer is

Yes Honeydragon, as always you are right. We've contacted tech and it will all be rolled out by next Wednesday.

Tantrums!!

I hope you meant coke?!

Maryz I love having a good 6 months worth of ffs from you about Christmas, glad it's started early this year

This kind of thing?

(I would have gone more specific, but I couldn't find the thread)

Its been 5 minutes since I failed to proof read my posts

I meant COKE

gasps at tantrum's epic typo

Tortoise, that looks disturbingly like comic sans [narrows eyes]

Actually, I think, on reflection, that all things considered, and at the end of the day, the whole site should have comic sans as its default, n'est-ce pas?

....and Tantrums, leaving aside the typos, if it's been as long as 4 minutes since you've seen a troll, then you ain't putting the hours in girl.

it's a well known fact* that comic sans can induce rage and hallucinations when used in the wrong hands.

*Imadethatup

???????????3 months, 2 days since I last gave a fuck ???????????

Oh Fenton, I am so steeling that one!

(I can't work out how to put emojis on here.)

Can we have hashtags too?
I love a good hashtag