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Right. Hands up. Wjo knows where all the fun has gorn?

124 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/01/2014 21:58

This place seem just to be full of joysucking posts.

What's the benefit?

Just posts what want to be offended.

It will drive the levity away. It will it really will.

Even the fields remember the fun and freedom.

Sad
OP posts:
LtEveDallas · 09/01/2014 17:57

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man

Amrapaali · 09/01/2014 18:01

Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

NymodigFruOla · 09/01/2014 18:27

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?

The One Show

PseudoBadger · 09/01/2014 18:38

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

JaneEyresHeir · 09/01/2014 18:39

Patient - 'Doctor, doctor, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.
Doctor - 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
Patient - 'Really? Is it common?'
Doctor - 'Well, it's not unusual......'

BIWI · 09/01/2014 20:59
Grin

That really did make me LOL!

ZingChoirsOfAngels · 09/01/2014 21:28

Two mind readers meet.

one says to the other: "Ah, my dear colleague, I'm so glad you're fine.
but how am I?"

MrsSteptoe · 10/01/2014 10:53

PseudoBadger

LtEveDallas · 10/01/2014 11:13

What's invisible but smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

Grin
ZingChoirsOfAngels · 10/01/2014 11:40

fun is right here btw - I'm sitting on the loo, trousers round my ankles and DD is climbing into my trousers as I'm typing.

she's almost managed. I think she is hilarious. Grin

RowanMumsnet · 10/01/2014 12:04
ZingChoirsOfAngels · 10/01/2014 12:29

I knew there was a spreadsheet.
tsk tsk

ZingChoirsOfAngels · 10/01/2014 12:30
ZingChoirsOfAngels · 10/01/2014 12:32

ah, fuck spreadsheet, lunch is ready!Grin

(should be KFC, but MaryZ is too busy to look after meSad )

Maryz · 10/01/2014 14:07

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

EmpressOfTheWellOfLostPlots · 10/01/2014 14:20

Doesn't Chaos have the spreadshit? Or is it being shared?

Maryz · 10/01/2014 14:24

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

EmpressOfTheWellOfLostPlots · 10/01/2014 16:13
Grin
ExitPursuedByABear · 10/01/2014 16:42

There's a funny thread! I found it.

JaneEyresHeir · 10/01/2014 16:50

That's not FAIR Exit

Flounces off to do Adavanced Search.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 10/01/2014 17:15

Yes but Jayne, what search terms are you going to use?

"Fun and slighttly naughty thread" doesn't return anything.

Humph.

JaneEyresHeir · 10/01/2014 17:26

I looked for recent posts by Exit Hearts

ZingChoirsOfAngels · 10/01/2014 17:28

exit

just fucking link it, don't tease us!

Amrapaali · 10/01/2014 17:32

The thread about Sean Locke and not so little Sean Locke was hilarious. I didn't click on it for a long time, thinking "Just another gratuitous sex thread".

It was.

But very funny, all the same.

Grin
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