Right. Hands up. Wjo knows where all the fun has gorn?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

This place seem just to be full of joysucking posts.

What's the benefit?

Just posts what want to be offended.

It will drive the levity away. It will it really will.

Even the fields remember the fun and freedom.

Get yourself a fugly 50p M&S recliner chair - MNing should be comfy of not as fun anymore.

At least tell me you read the punchline? (Admittedly I only managed a full reading with drink taken. ?

Eve - do dogs get thrush? Is she scratching an itch?

One of my neutered male cats (not the other one) humps a throw. Only the one throw. Is throw even a word? A sofa-blanket. Anyway - it's hot stuff for a cat.

cyclepath :o

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that cake actually does like like actual shit.

Where's Reality?

Chaos, my name is really boring. Lt Eve Dallas is a character in a series of books. She's a kick-ass New York cop. I was going through a shitty patch years ago (bloke stuff) and decided to use her name to try and bolster myself. It kinda worked and now I'm used to her. I'll be NCing this year though - new start and all that.

Pseudobadger I think you are the perfect person to come across for a whole slew of questions I have. I hope you don't mind.

I really want to start with The Archers. Friends at work listen to it, and there is always a weekly synopsis in a magazine I read. I'm intrigued. I didn't grow up in England so I'd never heard of it before about 5 years ago. What should I do - just start listening? Would it help if I googled, read up on some of the history or do you reckon I will eventually pick it up? Is it hard to distinguish between the characters on the radio? How can I get DH interested so that he will turn of the goddamn television? It's a really long running show isn't it?

Whew. Sorry.

LtEve you absolutely must pm me your nc, I will miss you.

I don't know Hassled. She's sitting on top of it now with a grin on her face. She's very out of breath.

Oh God, is my throw the dog equivalent of a rampant rabbit? Does she do this every night when my back is turned?

Sorry Chaos for hijacking. Sort of. Can one hijack a chatty jokey thread?

:o

Start listening, it's quite good at the moment after a poor period. It waxes and wanes. I think if you read up too much beforehand it won't make much sense. Far better to listen and wonder why Will and Ed detest each other, or why it's ironic that Jess wanted her marriage to be just like Jenny's, and then look those details up.
I spent my first few months constantly asking my mum "who's that? Is that Shula or Elizabeth?" But you do get to recognise them pretty quickly.

Hearts - I've listened to the Archers in a half-hearted background noise sort of way for years and years and I still don't get it. I never know who's talking or why. Someone's having an affair, and there's someone called Linda who's a kindly snob, I think. There's cheese, and turkeys. Basically it's baffling.

The scriptwriters helpfully include lines like "hello you two" so you know how many people are there :o

No alopogies required, HeartsTRu. I once hijacked my own thread. That was fun.

Reality's around, ain;t she?

Am I at rugby when Tarchers is on, PsuPsuPsudeo?

Lt, which books?

izzat an invitation Mintyy? [bigeyes]

Paggy's here, just seen her on another fred.

Chaos, have you got a new phone then?

I've definitely seen Reality recently. The last week or so has blurred a bit though, so I'm not quite sure when

We were having good fun on the Chinny Reckon thread.

Chaos, they are the "In Death" series by J D Robb (she writes romance as well, but I prefer a good murder).

Eve Dallas is a Cop, Rourke is her bloke (handsome, Irish, richest man in the world). Set in the future so lots of 'blasters' 'jet cars' 'trips off planet' stuff but really good murders/thriller stuff. Escapism with some death and raunchy sex - just what I needed

I'm going to send sexed up dog to her bed now (and put throw in the wash). Night all.

I am allowed a new phone on or arfter the 21st of this month, Thumby.

Y to the fucking AY.

Humm, BTLOA, did you not like my goosing? Only the spesh earn it.

Ooh, I might try that Lt, tvym for the tip.

Eve your post about the dog's shenanigans reminded me of a comment my friend made about her dog many years ago 'Patch just got engaged to the sheepskin rug......'

Hearts you should check out PsuPsuPsudeo PseudoBadgers Archers' threads in Radio Addicts - great fun and very informative!

I've named changed to cheer up MN

there's a baby shitting doors just a couple of threads away. made me laugh.

Moonlight I can't believe I read all of that