Right. Hands up. Wjo knows where all the fun has gorn?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

This place seem just to be full of joysucking posts.

What's the benefit?

Just posts what want to be offended.

It will drive the levity away. It will it really will.

Even the fields remember the fun and freedom.

[SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots]

Oh Chaos, I hoped that wasn't you on the other other thread! Was a bit worried before I decided it couldn't be you.

[MoonlightandRoses]

sea - and do you now need a stiff drink?

SPs - I was going to strop about the earworm, but having posted the link I did, don't suppose I can now - still, could have been Cliff or Terry worse...

[SPsMrLoverManSHABBA]

Think I might have thrown myself to the sharks. You know when you start a thread then think "hmm, maybe I shouldn't have done that", I'm thinking that.

Shall see how it pans out

[NymodigFruOla]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has been getting depressed with MN recently. May I hang out with you lot please?

I'm useless at telling jokes though

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Hi Fru, been meaning to ask, what is with the Nymodig?

Hmm. Novel or modern. Cool.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Thank you everyone for the Archers tips! Will definitely try it out.

I grew up in a very "radio" household but over the past 12 years have slowly been losing to DH and his severe television addiction. Time to start reasserting myself!

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Ooooh - have just found it on BBC iplayer!

Pat and Tony are still reeling from Helen's bombshell, apparently.

[PseudoBadger]

They certainly are!

[ExitPursuedByABear]

There are loads of people missing.

Are they all together somewhere better.

[RowanMumsnet]

Hello there

Do please report any fun you see and we'll see if we can do something about it.

[HeinzDoofenshmirtz]

Ha ha ha ha

[HeinzDoofenshmirtz]

[NymodigFruOla]

Hi Hearts. I guess the translation is either 'modern' or 'new' - I always NC at New Year, but I couldn't bear to lose my FruOla so had to add something somewhere!!

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

I think Rowan is taking the pee!

Can you report a hq post?

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

[EmpressOfTheWellOfLostPlots]

I think they've banned fun for the duration of Olivia's maternity leave so she doesn't miss anything.

[greenhill]

A man walks into a bar
"Ouch"

[Amrapaali]

Oh, oh, I've got one....I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

Heh, heh.

[ZingChoirsOfAngels]

[magimedi]

Why shouldn't you piss off an Italian baker?

Because he will beat the focaccia!

Groooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

OMG those are SO BAD!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.

[ZingChoirsOfAngels]

[Sparklingbrook]

What? We have to report fun now? I sniggered at a thread yesterday.