Right. Hands up. Wjo knows where all the fun has gorn?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

This place seem just to be full of joysucking posts.

What's the benefit?

Just posts what want to be offended.

It will drive the levity away. It will it really will.

Even the fields remember the fun and freedom.

It's gorn to the dawgs it has.

Lovely to see you Chaos, me old fruit.

I felt all told off on a thread tonight. I was all nice and smiley face, but it was like the other poster needed to have a go. 'Twas very strange.

Do feel like I'm living in POville these days.

(And what the hell has happened to Getorf? I hope she's not flounced)

Yup, SP.

That was perfect example of JoySucking.

Have you a cerfificate?

Well, if anyone's losing l'huile d'olive, may I recommend this?

[Runs away from thread very, very quickly]

Yes, I was wondering where my mate Gerrof was...

Seen today's AIBU?

Chaos no certificates, just a stick placed in my rectum

I have seen a lot of this nit picking shite around. I'm actually learning how to be joyless.

Marmalade I've seen a cake you need to do for the next cake stall. It'll beat the LDC hands down.

Here (sorry tis a Daily Fail link)

We need linkies, HeartsTru.

I think I saw Get0 recently.

Forgiven EmZed - I'll sup with you when I make it over the water, so I will.

ARF at the cheese joke. And the font joke.

Here is my current favourite:

"We don't serve time travellers in here" says the barman.
A time traveller walks into a bar.

medi.

I'm boring and repetetetetetive aren't I?

STILL BETTER THAN PO.

Schnapps, Aertex?

Ooh, Time Traveller joke is a good un.

I knew it wasnt you. No caps in t'name

Chaos you need to start listening to The Archers and come and join the most successful series of threads that I've ever been responsible for :o
Or start low carbing with magnificent BIWI. They're the only reasons I still come here.

Apropos of nothing, my female, neutered, 4 year old dog has just humped the hell out of my furry sofa throw. Wtf?

Moonlight.

I gave up.

Such a slacker.

PsuPsuPsudeo, isn't luffing Tarchers loike embracing the age au middle?

LtEve, I have never, in all these years gotten your name. I've said it outloud loads. and

Getorf is on Twitter. Hully is on FB. I have no idea where Pagwatch is. (Although have a feeling she might have been on holiday?)

We're having fun on my music that makes you cry thread

Sorry folks my cunting iPad won't do a simple copy-paste ATM so can't link the threads I referred to up there.

I haven't seen GetOrf in a while either, hope she is ok.

A strip of tarmac goes into a pub and orders a pint. The barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner - a strip of red tarmac. The tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" he says, "he's a cyclepath!"