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Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

202 replies

YoniOrNotYoni · 11/04/2013 21:19

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

OP posts:
YoniYoniNameLeft · 12/04/2013 11:47

I like IYoniWantedAMassage!

K8Middleton · 12/04/2013 11:48

Anyone had YokoYoni? Used to be married to John Lennon.

GibberTheMonkey · 12/04/2013 11:56

YoniOko
Is up thread

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 12:00

IYoniWantedAMassage is the best!

IYoniWantedAMassage · 12/04/2013 12:04
IYoniWantedAMassage · 12/04/2013 12:05

Disclaimer: I am NOT in anyway associated with Brian or his wife.

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 12:10

Course you're not, IYoni we know the truth, course you're not.

IYoniWantedAMassage · 12/04/2013 12:14

Anyone had 'YoniTheLonely(KnowTheWayIFeel)' yet?

Good ol' Roy Orbison

IYoniWentInForAPintOfMilk · 12/04/2013 12:23

love YoniWankEnobi

BriansWife · 12/04/2013 14:37

I have a soft spot for Jon Bon Yoni Blush

YoniwayisHull · 12/04/2013 14:50

You would not believe how many yoni combinations are taken!!!

TequilaMockinBird · 12/04/2013 15:02

ThingsCanYoniGetBetter?

YoniShapedLoveBox · 12/04/2013 15:06

Cheking in and hoping to win!

YoniShapedLoveBox · 12/04/2013 15:09

Ah and I'm inspired on Nirvana's song: heart shaped love box

OneFingerSjupesUpTheYoni · 12/04/2013 15:20

I'm worried my name change is not making sense! Sjupes is like slips see? Tis funneee Grin

cardamomginger · 12/04/2013 15:25

ByInvitationYoni?

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 15:27

I love your name OneFinger although the image in my mind might give me nightmares.

cardamomginger · 12/04/2013 15:28

SupercalifragilisticexpiYonidocious? Bit of a mouthful, though...

OneFingerSjupesUpTheYoni · 12/04/2013 15:32

Haha thanks yoniwank Grin it is disturbing isn't it! Once yoni time is over i'll try to change it back but i love it so much i'm loving how MN has become yoniville!

YoniTooTightToMention · 12/04/2013 15:36
MasterOfTheYoniverse · 12/04/2013 15:41

Grin cardamom
How about a new take on yodeling, yoni style?

cardamomginger · 12/04/2013 15:49

Technical question - If I change my name, can I change it back again??

LagomOchLyckaSwede · 12/04/2013 15:52

Yes you can. I'm flicked between this name (old name) and YoniWankEnobi (mynnamechange) because I was answering a serious question and I thought my name wasn't as um...'approproate'. You just type the exact same name as your current one in the box again and do the passwords thing and it goes back to your name (and your profile).

cardamomginger · 12/04/2013 15:56

Ta Grin.

CajaDeLaMemoria · 12/04/2013 16:04

We should so change the site logo to say YoniNet for a while.

Mwahahahaha.

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