Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

[YoniOrNotYoni]

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

[YoniIfYouSayPlease]

SmacktheYoni

[TheOneAndYoni]

I can't be bothered to name change again, so I'm offering HeadsShouldersYonisAndToes up to anyone who wants it! Assuming it's not been taken too...

[Hullofclityre]

Am I too late?

[YoniBear]

Thanks, Chachi. Boo Boo will be thrilled.

[ImYoniKidding]

Ta Da!

[IWanderedYoniAsACloud]

I wanted to be TheOneandYoni

[3WiseYonis]

Well, I know the magi were supposed to be men - but as they were wise, did they really have "lingams"?

[SnatchOfTheDay]

I wanted snatch22!

[OneFingerSjupesUpTheYoni]

I want to win a NC competition!!

Pretty pretty pweeeeze!

[HeadShouldersYonisAndToes]

And meeeeee!

[YoniWankEnobi]

Please can we have a NC comp? No prizes or anything, just a trophy made out of text and shaped like a yoni?

[WorraLorraYonis]

I'd like to see a DonCorleYoni

[DoctorAnge]

[TheWifeOfBrian]

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

[DonCorleYoni]

I thought I done it

[DonCorleYoni]

Yeay!
Thanks Worra.

[YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels]

YoniWankeNobi

Brilliant!! That has to be 1st prize

[3WiseYonis]

DoneCorleYoni is my vote for the prize.

So good - on so many levels.

I must go to bed - can't take much more of this hysteria that is being yoni induced!

[WorraLorraYonis]

Yay Don whoever you are

[DonCorleYoni]

How do I change my hoverererer?

[TheWifeOfBrian]

User status, under the name change field.

[DonCorleYoni]

DonBewitchedBoth...oh fuckit too long and boring.

[YoniWankEnobi]

DonCorleYoni is amazing!

[DonCorleYoni]

OMG this is soooo exciting!
HoverHover.

[MacaYoniAndCheese]

Have we confirmed prizes yet? If it's going to be Brian and his ministrations I may have to reconsider entering