Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

[YoniOrNotYoni]

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

SmacktheYoni

I can't be bothered to name change again, so I'm offering HeadsShouldersYonisAndToes up to anyone who wants it! Assuming it's not been taken too...

Am I too late?

Thanks, Chachi. Boo Boo will be thrilled.

Ta Da!

I wanted to be TheOneandYoni

Well, I know the magi were supposed to be men - but as they were wise, did they really have "lingams"?

I wanted snatch22!

I want to win a NC competition!!

Pretty pretty pweeeeze!

And meeeeee!

Please can we have a NC comp? No prizes or anything, just a trophy made out of text and shaped like a yoni?

I'd like to see a DonCorleYoni

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

I thought I done it

Yeay!
Thanks Worra.

YoniWankeNobi

Brilliant!! That has to be 1st prize

DoneCorleYoni is my vote for the prize.

So good - on so many levels.

I must go to bed - can't take much more of this hysteria that is being yoni induced!

Yay Don whoever you are

How do I change my hoverererer?

User status, under the name change field.

DonBewitchedBoth...oh fuckit too long and boring.

DonCorleYoni is amazing!

OMG this is soooo exciting!
HoverHover.

Have we confirmed prizes yet? If it's going to be Brian and his ministrations I may have to reconsider entering