Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

[YoniOrNotYoni]

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

I so want to name change to "IntoTheGroove" but it's taken. Gah!

YoniWankEnobi is better by miles, light years:o

YoniWankEnobi is a frontrunner IMO - keep it!

(Rather appropriately my iPad tried to correct this to front rubber )

Another song:
TheYoniwayisup

also
TheYoniwayisEssex

Love YoniWankEnobi

My yoni says no(ni) - still giggling

I'm in!

99 Red Yonis?

TheTwoYonis ? Ahhhh.... Prob been done!

or a rewrite of Aha's Take On Me?

just Relax.....

Yoni Bare

Thanks for the advice will keep my name!

Laughing at front rubber!

Can I bring my Boo Boo to the Travelodge if I am shortlisted?

Yee ha!

Someone has already taken IAmTheOneAndYoni. Sorry for copying IAm, whoever you are!

Brian said you can bring a friend to watch his routine, so Boo Boo shouldn't be a problem.

I liked YoniMitchell.

I've done it!!!

Oh no...

TheYoniWayIsHull

Because I thought of it but it was taken by someone much more on the ball than me

Help! I want one. Why did I saddle myself with this fucking stupid, unadaptable handle?