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Original poster

Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

202 replies

YoniOrNotYoni · 11/04/2013 21:19

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

OP posts:
EverSoYoni · 12/04/2013 00:10

I'm loving YoniWankeKnobi

DonCorleYoni · 12/04/2013 00:14

Much better Grin 500

crazydrunkevilyoni · 12/04/2013 00:15

Ahem .... Grin crazydrunkevilyoni checking in .
these names are hilarious

deleted203 · 12/04/2013 00:15

Because I am 'worn out' can I be YonitheLonely? Or has someone taken that?

MyLittleYoniRearEndGripIsMagic · 12/04/2013 00:15
HeadShouldersYonisAndToes · 12/04/2013 00:16

You talkin' to me, Don and 500? Wink

DonCorleYoni · 12/04/2013 00:20

I think the one with the wank in the middle has the edge TBH.
Particularly succinct.

MacaYoniAndCheese · 12/04/2013 00:21

There are lots of pasta shapes based on parts of the anatomy. I don't see why yonii should be excluded. Besides, nothing goes together like yoni and cheese Grin.

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 00:24

Me, DonCorleYoni (I laugh EVERY TIME I see that!)? I'm very subtle with my name. Wink

MyLittleYoniRearEndGripIsMagic · 12/04/2013 00:25

I can also offer:

ItYoniTakesAMinuteGirl
Yoni24HoursFromHull

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 00:25

I will never see it the same way, ever again HeavenlyYoni and one of my nephews was a contestant, my memory is scarred because of this! Yoniversity challenge...

deleted203 · 12/04/2013 00:28

YoniGetAnOoohWithTyphoo?

DonCorleYoni · 12/04/2013 00:33
Grin
ImYoniHappyWhenItRains · 12/04/2013 00:45

:)

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 01:05

I love that sowornoit and I love that advert too...

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 01:05

out sorry.

YoniBeingUnreasonable · 12/04/2013 01:12

AIBU?

FreakOrYonique · 12/04/2013 01:21

Checking in!

YoniSibary · 12/04/2013 01:38

:)

NandHneedssomeYONImagic · 12/04/2013 01:43

Pahahahaaaaa,

I vote 3WiseYonis and JonBonYoni Grin

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 01:45

Yoni have to look at our names and laugh MNHQ for a comp? Tis yoni a tiny competition? Well....

olgaga · 12/04/2013 01:50

Can't be arsed to NC.

YoniLiveTwice after all.

YoniRotten · 12/04/2013 02:11

Ew.

YoniCash80Quid · 12/04/2013 02:15

I Walk The Line.

laptopwieldingharpy · 12/04/2013 02:18

Arghhhh! cant remember how to namechange!!!!

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