Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

[YoniOrNotYoni]

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

Oh he always gives out the prizes

If MNHQ cover his travelling expenses he might.

Yoniamnetterwhen?

MyKingdomForAYoni ?

or AlasPoorYoniIKnewHerSoWell

I do wish we could have apostrophes in names :(

The prize is a sponsored by Femfresh, at Brian's request.

DS is obsessed with Star Wars and it's on my mind

I think we need an awards ceremony.
The top 10 get invited to a swanky hotel in Hull (do they exist?) we all get on stage ( cos obviously I'll be in the top 10) and Brian Yoni's us...
The loudest wins!!!

I have finally arrived! Only no one knows who I am now!!

YoniLiveTwice

HappyMumHappyYoni

The prize is a sponsored by Femfresh, at Brian's request.

There's a Travelodge in Hull. Do you think that'll do?

YoniWanKEnobi! You win

YoniOneKnobi is inspired

YoniYouCanSaveBrian

YoniGetOnceChanceAtBrian

Travelodge has everything Brian needs, bar the rubber sheets that you have to provide yourself.

I have donned my Yoni

ive had to change back just in case......

TheYoniWayIsUp, y'know like the song ..?

Um.

And ROAR at Femfresh...

YoniYouCanSaveMankind!

i hear Tena are engaging in a bidding war....after all, those feminine waters need to go somewhere....

Actually, can I ask something. Is YoniYouCanSaveMankind better or worse than my current name?

And yes, I know they're both bad names btw

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