Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

[YoniOrNotYoni]

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

[PseudoBadger]

Oh he always gives out the prizes

[TWinklyLittleStar]

If MNHQ cover his travelling expenses he might.

[YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi]

Yoniamnetterwhen?

[KatyDidTookHerYoniToHull]

MyKingdomForAYoni ?

[KatyDidTookHerYoniToHull]

or AlasPoorYoniIKnewHerSoWell

[BridgetJonesYoni]

I do wish we could have apostrophes in names :(

[YoniLovesChachi]

The prize is a sponsored by Femfresh, at Brian's request.

[YoniWankEnobi]

DS is obsessed with Star Wars and it's on my mind

[ComeYoniWithMe]

I think we need an awards ceremony.
The top 10 get invited to a swanky hotel in Hull (do they exist?) we all get on stage ( cos obviously I'll be in the top 10) and Brian Yoni's us...
The loudest wins!!!

[JonBonYoni]

I have finally arrived! Only no one knows who I am now!!

[YoniWankEnobi]

YoniLiveTwice

HappyMumHappyYoni

[YoniOrNotYoni]

The prize is a sponsored by Femfresh, at Brian's request.

There's a Travelodge in Hull. Do you think that'll do?

[JonBonYoni]

YoniWanKEnobi! You win

[OneNightYoni]

YoniOneKnobi is inspired

[YoniWankEnobi]

YoniYouCanSaveBrian

YoniGetOnceChanceAtBrian

[YoniLovesChachi]

Travelodge has everything Brian needs, bar the rubber sheets that you have to provide yourself.

[YoniMakesTheWorldGoAround]

I have donned my Yoni

[TheYoniVicarInaTutu]

ive had to change back just in case......

[D0GWithAYoni]

TheYoniWayIsUp, y'know like the song ..?

[HelenYoniSchmoniMumsnet]

Um.

And ROAR at Femfresh...

[YoniWankEnobi]

YoniYouCanSaveMankind!

[TheYoniVicarInaTutu]

i hear Tena are engaging in a bidding war....after all, those feminine waters need to go somewhere....

[YoniWankEnobi]

Actually, can I ask something. Is YoniYouCanSaveMankind better or worse than my current name?

[YoniWankEnobi]

And yes, I know they're both bad names btw

[YoniOko]

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