SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

[SuePurblybilt]

Releasing the trolls is a bit drastic. Just a few maybe?

[PigeonPie]

But Sue, how would you choose which ones?

[NorksAreMessy]

Who is going to sit on me. I feel I have the right to know...and you are all disguised.

[NormanTheForeman]

BANG!

[SuePurblybilt]

We could let them fight it out? Thumbs up type situation.

[NorksAreMessy]

Shhhhhhhhhhh....I think I heard someone coming

[PigeonPie]

ok - and then we could all cry 'fight, fight' like what they do in films!

[NorksAreMessy]

And my torch has run out of batteries

[PigeonPie]

ok, shouting fight might not be a good idea

shhhh

[SrirachaGirl]

Oooh! I've got invisible chalk! I shall write "OI!" on all the chairs. . Sooooo rude .

[pepperrabbit]

Quick, give me a balaclava, sod the hair.

[PigeonPie]

I've got my useful car key one here (amazingly it worked the other day when I needed it!)

[NorksAreMessy]

Only FUNNY trolls allowed out.
Cruel ones go back to dungeon and the NORKSTRETCHER!!!

[NormanTheForeman]

iT WASN'T ANYONE COMING, IT WAS SOMEONE SITTING ON THE LOO WITH THE FUN SNAPS UNDER THE SEAT...........

[PigeonPie]

sorry, that's a car key torch not balaclava!

[NorksAreMessy]

srira shhhhhhhhhh, do you WANT us to get caught.

[NormanTheForeman]

Ooops, sorry for shouting! Caps lock accidentally on!

[pepperrabbit]

Did someone let the poo troll out?
Or is someone too scared to use the clingfilmed/popping loos?

[HappySunflower]

Ssssssh.
QUIETER you lot.
Don't you know? Olivia has ears everywhere

[NorksAreMessy]

Where are the knitters and crocheters when we need them
QUICK, we have a balaclava deficit emergency

[PigeonPie]

I'm trying to knit, but it's been quite a while!

[KoPo]

I'm heading to those out of the way rooms to soak the carpets and sow cress seeds.

If I'm not back in 20 mins send someone to find me. :)

[NorksAreMessy]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We would have got away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids.

Surely you should arrange child are if you are doing a raid?

[Valpollicella]

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[PigeonPie]

Knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one,