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SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

260 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

OP posts:
SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:51

Releasing the trolls is a bit drastic. Just a few maybe?

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:51

But Sue, how would you choose which ones?

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:51

Who is going to sit on me. I feel I have the right to know...and you are all disguised.

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 22:51

BANG!

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:52

We could let them fight it out? Thumbs up type situation.

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:52

Shhhhhhhhhhh....I think I heard someone coming

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:53

ok - and then we could all cry 'fight, fight' like what they do in films!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:53

And my torch has run out of batteries

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:53

ok, shouting fight might not be a good idea

shhhh

SrirachaGirl · 29/09/2012 22:53

Oooh! I've got invisible chalk! I shall write "OI!" on all the chairs. . Sooooo rude Shock.

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:53

Quick, give me a balaclava, sod the hair.

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:54

I've got my useful car key one here (amazingly it worked the other day when I needed it!)

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:54

Only FUNNY trolls allowed out.
Cruel ones go back to dungeon and the NORKSTRETCHER!!!

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 22:54

iT WASN'T ANYONE COMING, IT WAS SOMEONE SITTING ON THE LOO WITH THE FUN SNAPS UNDER THE SEAT...........

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:54

sorry, that's a car key torch not balaclava!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:54

srira shhhhhhhhhh, do you WANT us to get caught.

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 22:55

Ooops, sorry for shouting! Caps lock accidentally on! Blush

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:55

Did someone let the poo troll out?
Or is someone too scared to use the clingfilmed/popping loos?

HappySunflower · 29/09/2012 22:55

Ssssssh.
QUIETER you lot.
Don't you know? Olivia has ears everywhere

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:56

Where are the knitters and crocheters when we need them
QUICK, we have a balaclava deficit emergency

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:57

I'm trying to knit, but it's been quite a while!

KoPo · 29/09/2012 22:57

I'm heading to those out of the way rooms to soak the carpets and sow cress seeds.

If I'm not back in 20 mins send someone to find me. :)

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:57

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We would have got away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids.

Surely you should arrange child are if you are doing a raid?

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:57

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PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:57

Knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one,

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