SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

KEEMA!

They don;t know.

They're all on the lash.

We are alone!

[Sparklingbrook]

And the windows Golden.

[pepperrabbit]

I'm really sorry, but I've just straightened my hair so I'm just not going to wear a balaclava (AIBU?)

[NorksAreMessy]

Replace all the secret lube in the desk drawers with mayonnaise?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

OOh I've found their address book.

[NorksAreMessy]

OK, for those with gorgeous straight hair, I am prepared to help with some soot facepaint

[MmeLindor]

My parents put confetti in my umbrella when I was on honeymoon. Didn't use the umbrella till months afterwards.

Could we alter the logo on the door (that they take photos of guest in front of) so that one of the women is holding a huge dildo.

[SuePurblybilt]

Someone will be here. Poor Olivia, prolly.

[AGoldenOrange]

Pin up posters of Gina Ford?

[NorksAreMessy]

Nope, I need to get hold of Cailin Moran for very personal reasons. Hand me the phone

[Valpollicella]

What, like this:


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[NorksAreMessy]

agolden some people have to go too far, don't they?

[NormanTheForeman]

PMSL, you have recovered from your hangover then, Chaos?

Don't forget the Fun Snaps - you position them carefully under the loo seat, so that anyone who sits on it gets a resounding "crack" when they sit down....

[Sparklingbrook]

Picture to go on the wall

[AGoldenOrange]

Val, you are now my bestest MNer

[IamtheZombie]

They wouldn't have been so cruel as to leave NewKate in charge on a Saturday night would they? Especially when it's a full moon...

[NorksAreMessy]

I have been collecting slugs for a while. Any suggestions?

[PigeonPie]

Val - that is quite stunning

[MmeLindor]

I think we need to waken our pre-teen children. They would be good at this.

Whoopie cushions on the boardroom seats would feature if you asked DS

[NorksAreMessy]

All the old deleted threads must be around somewhere.
Can we revive some zombies?

[NorksAreMessy]

I really need to find the secret file on WHAT THEY DID TO POMBEAR :(

[TalcAndTurnips]

I dunno where you lot all are.

I clicked Chaos's link and I've ended up in the Matron's room of a prominent boys' boarding school somewhere in Surrey.

It smells of liniment and socks and there are confiscated copies of Razzle everywhere.

Send help.

[YouSmegHead]

Do we have anyone teccy who can change one of the smileys to Rude ones?