Please please lovely byootiful mnhq, please will you get rid of AIBU?

[bibbitybobbityhat]

Not because it brings out the dirty bad sad side of MN.

Not because there are lots of fights.

Not because people use it as an excuse to be foul ("well, this is AIBU - what did you expect sucker?")

Just because it makes us look like a bunch of ignorant cnuts.

Every type of subject under the sun gets posted in AIBU. People have not really grasped the concept/thinking behind it.

So when you get titles like AIBU to ask what is your favourite colour/biscuit/film and other similar general nonsense questions ad infinitum

then

it just makes Mumsnet look like a VERY dumbed-down site indeed.

Thanks.

Go read the boards and you'll see why tonight of all nights.

Fripping point then Tee.

[fumes]

Cliques everywhere ,all of them in with MNHQ

except us two

I always miss everything. The whole bloddy moldie crap passed me by, swcbn. Everything.
What are you talking about?

Well, with Helen's level of astuteness, do you wanna be in with her?

[snippy]

I dont want to link to it here but there is a less than nicely titled thread about HQ out there.

@ChaosTrulyReigns

Well, with Helen's level of astuteness, do you wanna be in with her?

[snippy]

see you outside, Chaos...

Someone's also started a SWMNBN thread.

Oh it's going to be a long night at Biscuit Towers.

yes i hVE GIVEN up the fags

how dare you hand out viper tees willy nilly like

@ChaosTrulyReigns

Someone's also started a SWMNBN thread.

Oh it's going to be a long night at Biscuit Towers.

Alopogies, Helen, but I did trisnort at "Have you given up the fags, Custardo?".

@CustardoMightyNonSmoker

yes i hVE GIVEN up the fags

how dare you hand out viper tees willy nilly like

Ok, you can have one too

I want a tshirt.
Stamp.

I got a t.shirt

@ronshar

I want a tshirt. Stamp.

Now, we all know that sulking and stamping doesn't get us anywhere, don't we, ronshar?

You can ask again when you're ready to use your manners

I really would like to know HelenBiscuits, does whomever has drawn the short strawis on Friday Night Duty, have an aubldle noise when someone hits the report button?

And can you change the ringtone to play White Lines or Forever In Blue Jeans depending on your mood?

[actually curious]

(How many failures in one post?)

Hair hanging over face mumbles sorry missus, may I have one of those viper picture thingies, please. While twisting toe of shoe in the dirt.

@ronshar

Hair hanging over face mumbles sorry missus, may I have one of those viper picture thingies, please. While twisting toe of shoe in the dirt.

Only if you're REALLY sorry.

@ChaosTrulyReigns

I really would like to know HelenBiscuits, does whomever has drawn the short strawis on Friday Night Duty, have an aubldle noise when someone hits the report button?

And can you change the ringtone to play White Lines or Forever In Blue Jeans depending on your mood?

[actually curious]

ha! might suggest that on Mon morning. Not Forever In Blue Jeans, though. More like Everybody Hurts Sometimes...

Chaos!

You should love people for who they are not where they capitalise!!!

Fecking capitalist liberals.

[grr]

Hands behind back head even lower almost inaudible mumbling. I am really sorry missus. Please may I have one of the fings usual has got becuse she is showing off an makin me feel bad.

So, HelenBiscuits - how do you know if the SWMNBNXDTSF thread kicks of at 2am??

Vibro?