Miserable Buggers of the World Unite

[Twiglett]

Anyone else not interested in Happy Birthday messages, here is a picture of my baby / child everyone go ahh and ... well there must be more I can get narked about mustn't there?

Aimsmum, have you checked out that photo ?

A bit late to this as performing wifely duty (oooer!) but I definitely pronounce labia in a way which would rhyme with ... um ... 'maybe...er'.
Not that I have much occasion to say it you understand.

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Spidermama, are you trying to tell us you have made love to dh (presumably in bed but I know this gives away my middle class boringness) and you have got up again to resume chatting on Mumsnet?

Aimsmum, awful isn't it? Glad you agreed with me that it was a man. I mean, who could think that was a woman?

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Well it did occur to me that it might be a freak of nature and be a woman, but then I thought, if it is, more fool her for showing her bum on the internet!

Anyway, it has gone now.

Glaaarssgo and lay be aaaahhhh

Actually the act was performed right here in the study, after which our take away curry was consumed, and I've just been met with groans after telling him there are a couple of threads I need to 'put to bed' before I retire. He hates mumsnet.

Must stop calling it lab bee are then.

Never in the same place

I say glarsgow too. And Plarstic. But I'm made fun of.

My dh does also. He is no doubt upstairs stewing away because I did not go to bed at the same time as him. perhaps I'd better go now. I will feel bad in the morning if I don't get some sleep. Night night all.

I've grown out of baaaag

as in saaaaaaaaaaack

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now it's bag