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Miserable Buggers of the World Unite

167 replies

Twiglett · 09/09/2005 18:33

Anyone else not interested in Happy Birthday messages, here is a picture of my baby / child everyone go ahh and ... well there must be more I can get narked about mustn't there?

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moondog · 09/09/2005 22:12

Eh?????

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:13

oops, sorry eyes - I have two.

God I am wetting myself

gingerbear · 09/09/2005 22:13

Cod and prams have severely tested my pelvic floor this pm!
PS am pssed, so fi my tyopinhg ids lik Cods you knoew why!
And DD is poorly, so I am excused.

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:15

Christ times change. I swam topless (aged 19) at my friends v v v posh Cheshire wedding. (Her mother went ballistic though and ordered me out of the pool and into one of her cantilevered swimming costumes before I was allowed to resume my breast stroke. Still can't look the woman in the eye.)

Lonelymumsicle · 09/09/2005 22:15

Can you girls go to this thread and answer my question please?

Lonelymumsicle · 09/09/2005 22:18

At 10:13 I mean.

ediemay · 09/09/2005 22:18

Don't even understand the each peach banana whatsit...grumble grumble

Lonelymumsicle · 09/09/2005 22:18

Hello hello? Is anyone there?

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:19

I've answered lonelymum, but it wasn't up to much I'm afraid !

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:19

It's me! Lonelymumsy!

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:19

No puffy bum you answered the thread question not mine at 10:13

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:20

Moondog, was it just you swimming topless at this wedding?

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:21

Oh, sorry lm, will go back and look!

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:21

Moondog, were you the cabaret?

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:23

Me and a load of Hoorays from Shrewsbury school all clutching bottles of champers,braying loudly and fully clothed in djs, natch.
(I tend to avoid such folk these days.Not that many in deepest Kurdistan come to think of it....)

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:25

So they were in DJs and you were topless? I repeat were you the cabaret?

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:26

Errrr..yes lm.
Looking back,I probably was.

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:26

Come on girl! How p**d do you have to be to think swimming topless at a wedding is the right thing to do?

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:26

lol moondog, I wish I'd got mine out a bit more when they were in their glory days !

ediemay · 09/09/2005 22:28

Lonelymum, labrador - hope that's the right bit of the thread otherwise that sounds v insulting

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:29

Ediemay, you and me both, but apparently it is labour!

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:29

Oh I've done a lot lot worse lm....

(Greeting graduation ceremony guests at my sister's hallof residence in Durham Uni stark naked for one....)

And no...je ne regrett rien.

ediemay · 09/09/2005 22:30

eek no, surely not? This is on a par with my friend who says Brasso as if it rhymes with arse

Aimsmum · 09/09/2005 22:33

Message withdrawn

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:33

Yep do that too. Is that wrong? I am southern English, quite posh in the accent department though.

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