Miserable Buggers of the World Unite

[Twiglett]

Anyone else not interested in Happy Birthday messages, here is a picture of my baby / child everyone go ahh and ... well there must be more I can get narked about mustn't there?

I must say I drew the line on personal sharing on the how much does your dh earn in order for you to be a SAHM
Is it just me or is discussing cash in exact poundage a bit vulgar, even for being nosey?

no, piffle, it's not just you, i agree...

which is why i read all those threads avidly without ever giving anything away about our household!

Do you mind "my dog has just barfed all over the hearth" threads?

oh crikey, small boy barf is stomach turning enough! dog barf - eeeeeeuuuuuwwww!!!

Agree piffle

I would never reveal that info on here! Can't be doing with member profiles either. I often want to say "eurgh" but obv can't

It was quite watery, not as bad as the time she scoffed a load of deer poo and then barfed

oh stop! i'm away to watch csi...

I'm not a fan of member profiles either. I'd never expect anyone to be interested in me or my kids.
I quite like the 'how disgusting is this...?' type threads because they can be funny.

mooncup threads make me barf

I am sorely tempted to post a picture of my arse and ask people what they think......

get on with it then md

It had to happen countessdracula. I was just waiting for it.

How do Iwork the camera?? As per usual I am toute seule......

I think a certain kind of cynicism sets in when you pass the "I've been here longer than 18 mths" barrier
At first I would have replied to an offer to slit my throat and sell my kids as I was soo into the new ness of mn, but now I'm mostly bored.
I mean once you've finished breast feeding, out of cloth nappies and have no need of earth friendly sanitary aids, what else is there left to get het up about on here?
Can I bang on about what a genius my ds is?

moondog my dd1 took a pic of my arse (in jeans) god its huge. should i post and ask if my bum looks big in jeans?

God Moondog you're making me thirsty. I'm off for more wine. Just tell me why I shouldn't? What's it to you lot anyway? It's Friday.

I've had one glass and my head's gone all funny. Cheap Date.

sorry countess couldnt resist.

piffle and misdee....psml! (Or is it pmsl??Never remember...)
Is it time to take MN to another plane?

Shall I start a thread asking if I should open a bottle of merlot or not?

i'd have to resize the pic, as it really is huuuuuuuuuuuge!

Actually my life is so dull that the only picture I have to hand is one of my mother looking suitably outraged with her hand through the rent that fucking Turkish Air have put into my very expensive Phil& Ted jobby on the flight home from Istanbul last week.

Cue an unbelievably tedious week of photocopying boarding pass stubbs,ticket receipts and invoices in order to get some cash out of the bastards.

Yaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnnn......

oh jesus not another pram whinge....

speaking of miserable buggers dp has come in and as he is off to the US for week on Monday I'd better go and spend some quality time with him...