Miserable Buggers of the World Unite

[Twiglett]

Anyone else not interested in Happy Birthday messages, here is a picture of my baby / child everyone go ahh and ... well there must be more I can get narked about mustn't there?

Oh! Shaal I launch ino the tedious saga of Lufthansa leaving mestranded at Manchester at 12 midnight with a baby and no carseat for the hundred mile journey home???

(No,no,NO I hear you all scream..)

can I have a winge about the miserable buggers who ticked me off for thinking that "woman locked in shed for 25years" was the funniest thread title I'd ever seen?

well it IS funny, isn't it? just that fact that she was in the shed....

oh never mind. grump.

I'm sick of "my bloke's a bast**d" threads - go & tell him or move on, lady

no it isn't funny pph. She was imprisoned by her own family FFS

Oh!
Things get even better!
Just unloaded the washing machine to discover I've inadvertently put one of ds's very expensive leather shoes through a 90 degree cycle along with the bedclothes his sister pissed on last night (which I only discoverd an hour ago.)

That's a very expensive Iron Bed Company mattress completely ruined. Bollocks and buggery.
Another flagon of wine is called for i think.....

I'm now properlyu drunk but dh has decided to takle advangtage so no more mn for me. Mmmmm and grrrrrrr!

You are digressing moondog - where's the posterior pic?

Puff,misdee gallantly stepped into the fray!
Anyway,what about your arse?? Surely worth showing off after losing all that weight and gaining achild free tan to boot!
Spidermama,take care! You know what these thespians are like....

agree
find parms so boring and so sadly " mums stuck in dark ages"
fs its three/ four wheels and a seat

fuck off wiht your phila dn teds and e3 shite

prams

and" my dh wontlet me go out"
jsut GO

Yes cod. Am in complete agreement. Roll on the day when I can ceremoniously hurl my P&T,reusable nappies, right on 'kiddies'toothpaste and organic cotton babygros into the nearest skip.

Can't come bloody quick enough for me I tell ya!

and the effin word associtation
pear and plum threads
and three word post threads noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yaya
we hate prams
we hate prams

we hate prams

Hmmmm - it's not quite there yet md - have joined gym - furiously toning my "gluts" every other day, so my backside is killing me.

your name makes me lol

We're waiting fopr the day it is revealed in all its toned glory,woman!

.....on memebr profiles

This thread is hysterical. Have you girls ever thought of approaching the BBC with the idea of featuring in a Grumpy Middle Aged Women programme?

I expect some of you take offence at the term middle aged. Grumpy Mothers might be better.

When I get to under 10 stone, I'll post a before and after pic. I've got one of me really big with a paper bag on my head (don't ask) already, so I'll find another bag and do a thin pic too.

There, deal.

No bottoms though.

Well,what part will you show then???

I'll be headless

pmsl

No head but arse on show??

Oh, you might see my eye