OMG so embarrassed please make me feel better

[cringeworthyandmoftified]

Ok to make me feel better please share with me your most embarrassing moment when doing the deed.
Obviously Ive name changed for this thread but been on here for years.

Why don't you go first.

Only if you spill first OP

You first

Yes, you first OP

So you are asking people to spill intimate secrets without mentioning what happened?
Be careful everyone.

After you .. 🤭

No, thanks.

Is it the school holidays already?

After you.

Hello daily Mail, we’ve been expecting you…

Er... no, thanks.

ok here goes ...
So dating this lovely new man . Mutual respect and fancy him rotten.
Went round for a really nice dinner.
Later we are getting it on in the bedroom . Amazing sex ( best Id had in years ) I can't believe Im actually writing this.
A little bit of poo came out .
Its never ever happened before .
No alcohol had been consumed .
Im bloody mortified.

Yep, I’d have been mortified too.

Hey, it happens. First night with new man and he left a slight skid mark on the headboard (athletic!). Didn't bother me and I'm sure it won't bother your guy.

Its never happened before. Surely someone must have a worst story than this to make me feel slightly better.

You're not the only one this has happened too
Can be something to do with the strength of your orgasm - muscles/lack of control
Bless you
Did he realise/say anything?

Skid mark on a headboard and you didn’t mind ? I’m assuming it was a wipeable surface. I’ve velvet and it would have upset me deeply.

He was bloody lovely about it . Just changed the sheets . Still thinks Im sexy as hell . Im 56 FFS it shouldn't happen at my age 🙄

@Sarahlou63

Hey, it happens. First night with new man and he left a slight skid mark on the headboard (athletic!). Didn't bother me and I'm sure it won't bother your guy.

Did he notice himself?!

@Fallsballs

Skid mark on a headboard and you didn’t mind ? I’m assuming it was a wipeable surface. I’ve velvet and it would have upset me deeply.

Got a remix of Black Velvet in my head now. Brown velvet isn't so appealing but my god that song is an earworm and a half

Not at the time but he bought the bed and headboard from me a couple of years later so it was a case of return to sender

I wasn’t sure I would ever admit this but something a bit similar happened to me sometime! You’re not alone!

was this anal or vaginal sex?

That song is annoying isn’t it. Luckily my headboard is ivory 😉

Ah well.. shit happens

Skidmark on the headboard??

I’m trying to imagine the position that led to that unfortunate circumstance. How did his anus kiss the headboard, so to speak?

I don’t know about athletic, he must have been a bloody contortionist!