OMG so embarrassed please make me feel better

[cringeworthyandmoftified]

Ok to make me feel better please share with me your most embarrassing moment when doing the deed.
Obviously Ive name changed for this thread but been on here for years.

Skid mark on a head board intrigues me… I’m a fan of athletic sex but how could that happen?!

Was it from him straddling it or jumping over it and getting his arse caught somehow? Or did he spread his cheeks and push back against it? Sounds like one hell of a night either way 😂

I’m unsure I want to have that image in my head LunaNorth.
How could you ever eat breakfast in bed again !

Have you never, ever stood on the bed whilst your beloved gives you pleasure?? [laughing]

Yeah nah. That's never happened.

I did fart once. He leant on my stomach so it's his fault 💨.

T'was a great night - and only 4 hours after we'd met!

Nope, can't top that OP. Yours is terrible.

I’ve stood on beds but never wiped my arse on a headboard. But every day is a school day here.

Got a remix of Black Velvet in my head now. Brown velvet isn't so appealing but my god that song is an earworm and a half grin 😂😂

Just to add - headboard was about 1m high (and yes, it was velvet) and it was a very small, er, skid.

Did you use Vanish ?

definitely vaginal sex .

This didn't happen to me but to a male friend who is a teacher, (rather frank), he (said he) slept with another teacher and they were in bed doing a 69 and she did the same as the OP said, and they had had a curry

Op, you're human. These things can happen to absolutely any of us. I know it's easier said than done but please try not to worry

@LunaNorth

Skidmark on the headboard??

I’m trying to imagine the position that led to that unfortunate circumstance. How did his anus kiss the headboard, so to speak?

I don’t know about athletic, he must have been a bloody contortionist!

I literally have tears of laughter streaming down my cheeks. 🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

@Sarahlou63
Skidmark? Eeewww
Does he not wipe his arse or shower properly?

@Fallsballs

Did you use Vanish ?

Vanish?

I’d have used fire.

Apologies for derailing your thread OP, but he sounds like a keeper. Anyone can say the right things but a man who changes the sheets is a keeper (and I’m 2 years older than you 😉)

@HappyCamperT5

Ah well.. shit happens

😂

Thats cool sarahlou . He's definitely a bloody keeper after tonight lol

You'll look back at this and laugh about it one day op

“Skid marks on the headboard” is the reason I come to mumsnet at 11:43pm on a Wednesday. 🤣🤣🤣

‘Skidmarks on the headboard’ would be a great album title for the song ‘brown velvet’ to feature on…..

So he was standing up on your bed with his bum against the headboard? Why? Literally never met a man who would do that when they had the option to lay down instead!

all LunaNorth Wed 23-Jun-21 23:38:32
Fallsballs
Did you use Vanish ?
Vanish?

I’d have used fire.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[quote YeokensYegg]@Sarahlou63
Skidmark? Eeewww
Does he not wipe his arse or shower properly?[/quote]
Ah, I’m guessing you’ve never met a blind date for lunch, gone to the pub afterwards, then a comedy club where he’s the impromptu star, fallen into a taxi home, devoured each other for hours and not given a flying fuck about body odors or his anus on your headboard? Happy days!