OMG so embarrassed please make me feel better

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Ok to make me feel better please share with me your most embarrassing moment when doing the deed.
Obviously Ive name changed for this thread but been on here for years.

This thread needs to come alive again! Absolutely howling!

Oh god I'll share mine it is similar to yours.

Been with partner for 3 months and was having sex on the sofa, I had an orgasm in the doggy position and I pooped. It went all down his leg and In between his toes 🤢.

I very nearly died of embarrassment luckily he laughed it off.

@rainbowdashsneeze

Oh god I'll share mine it is similar to yours.

Been with partner for 3 months and was having sex on the sofa, I had an orgasm in the doggy position and I pooped. It went all down his leg and In between his toes 🤢.

I very nearly died of embarrassment luckily he laughed it off.

omg mortifying, sooo funny though 😆😆😆

@Fallsballs

Skid mark on a headboard and you didn’t mind ? I’m assuming it was a wipeable surface. I’ve velvet and it would have upset me deeply.

Sorry, this absolutely choked me 😂

This is unreal 😂 howling here!

This thread needs to be revived it's got so much potential.

I remember this thread back in the summer, tears of laughter reading it then and now. thank you for reviving it!

When my DH and I first got together we enjoyed using toys, I had a decent (largely unused) collection and one particular anal, vibrating plug from Ann Summers. We tried it one night and all was good until my bum sucked it in! My DH was trying to be calm but I could tell he was panicking and wanted to reach for the pliers! I had to go and ‘poo’ it out!

@NameChanged4SexChat 😂😂😂😂

I'm so glad I found this
Skidmark on the headboard has made my week, month, possibly year.

Not during sex but I’ve pee’d myself whilst laughing uncontrollably and farted at the same time in front of an ex (thankfully not why he’s an ex) I was mortified. I bet that’s not a story he shares often 😬
Oh and fanny farts but haven’t we all!?

This needs to go in classics. I am laughing so much right now, the imagery in my head is too funny