OMG so embarrassed please make me feel better

[cringeworthyandmoftified]

Ok to make me feel better please share with me your most embarrassing moment when doing the deed.
Obviously Ive name changed for this thread but been on here for years.

OMG I would be mortified. A fart would be bad enough. I've never heard of this happening before. Thank god I am single

I’m singing “Skidmarks On The Headboard” to “Lipstick On Your Collar” now

Fairly new relationship, fairly active bonking session. Unknown to me I had a cervical ectropion. Bed looked like a massacre had occurred.

He was very nice about it at the time but I never saw him again.

@gillybombilly I went for the tune of ‘tears on my pillow’…..

Hello dailyfail 👋🏻

I'm going for " skid marks on the headboard, remind me baby of you"

Hi Daily Fail 🖕

@DoylyCarte

Skid mark on a head board intrigues me… I’m a fan of athletic sex but how could that happen?!

Was it from him straddling it or jumping over it and getting his arse caught somehow? Or did he spread his cheeks and push back against it? Sounds like one hell of a night either way 😂

Those descriptions really bring it to lifeSounds exhausting tho - but i'm as boring af and no one's 'approached' me since god knows when😬

I once had a moment where we were doing it on the kitchen table and at one point I slipped and ended up face first in the chocolate cake on the table! Luckily he found it hilarious but I was mortified.

I’m intrigued by the headboard marks?!

The things you learn on this site...

@MysweetAudrina you def win the song!

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE 69 CURRY POOP???!!!

@MysweetAudrina

I'm going for " skid marks on the headboard, remind me baby of you"

I was going to say that one!

@Sarahlou63

Hey, it happens. First night with new man and he left a slight skid mark on the headboard (athletic!). Didn't bother me and I'm sure it won't bother your guy.

Eeeeeewwwww

@Acatnamedfox

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE 69 CURRY POOP???!!!

Because once you start thinking about things, you cannot unthink them!

Don’t blame yourself- the female body is a tricky affair with the funfair right next to the sewage plant.

Is anyone getting sick of Mumsnet? It's all total bullshit and attention seeking. A mixture of urban myths and accidentally on purpose typos.

🎵 He gave brown skidmarks
Browner than velvet were the skidmarks 🎵

You can sing "Skidmarks On The Headboard" to the tune of "Teardrops on my pillow" by Womack and Womack.

Cant wait to see this on DailyMail and how Piers tries to tie it back to Meghan.

who's taking SkidMarkOnTheHeadboard as a username?

Have you never, ever stood on the bed whilst your beloved gives you pleasure?? [laughing]

I don't know what you have to laugh about giving blow jobs to guys that don't wipe their arses properly.

Cant wait to see this on DailyMail and how Piers tries to tie it back to Meghan.

Harry seems like he could be the sort to grub up a headboard in his pre-Meghan days. But I feel like William probably doesn't believe in shitting. So I'm not sure what's worse.