OMG so embarrassed please make me feel better

[cringeworthyandmoftified]

Ok to make me feel better please share with me your most embarrassing moment when doing the deed.
Obviously Ive name changed for this thread but been on here for years.

Op, I think you are a poo troll and posting for stories.

Please noone share experiences before mnhq deletes

I know that this does happen. But imagine having the whole of the internet and coming to Mumsnet to get your hairy handed rocks off on poo stories.

This thread was temporarily hidden last night as a few people were concerned about the OP - late night thread, seemingly new poster, iffy subject matter!

But we've checked now and can see that the OP's been on the site for many years. We're going to move this over to our Sex topic now but OP, if you've had second thoughts about it in the cold light of day, just let us know.

@HappyCamperT5

Ah well.. shit happens

@HappyCamperT5

Ah well.. shit happens

🤣🤣🤣🤣 just spat my tea out !!!

I agree he's a keeper, OP. You have a good 'un there.

My housemate once shagged someone who not only shat the bed profusely but then stumbled to the toilet in the dark leaving shitty handprints all over the walls between her room and the bathroom as he careered from one side of the hall to the other.

@FricasseeTurnips

My housemate once shagged someone who not only shat the bed profusely but then stumbled to the toilet in the dark leaving shitty handprints all over the walls between her room and the bathroom as he careered from one side of the hall to the other.

Jesus Christ I am just about to eat my lunch. Well, I was ........

I’ve stood on beds but never wiped my arse on a headboard. But every day is a school day here.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He must’ve had a very dirty bottom to leave a mark on the headboard, just from standing up and leaning against it.

Thankfully, I’ve no ‘shitting during sex’ stories.

DoylyCarte

Skid mark on a head board intrigues me… I’m a fan of athletic sex but how could that happen?!

Was it from him straddling it or jumping over it and getting his arse caught somehow? Or did he spread his cheeks and push back against it? Sounds like one hell of a night either way 😂

Fucking hell , I’m literally howling here 😂😂😂

I have a tendency to make some strange noises and moans and can be particularly loud.

One night whilst I was I was in the moment, I honked like an angered goose in his face, then followed up with saying ‘I bet you haven’t made a bitch honk before’

@Sarahlou63

Hey, it happens. First night with new man and he left a slight skid mark on the headboard (athletic!). Didn't bother me and I'm sure it won't bother your guy.

I think he was just leaving his mark behind, pun intended 😂💩

@cringeworthyandmoftified

Ok to make me feel better please share with me your most embarrassing moment when doing the deed. Obviously Ive name changed for this thread but been on here for years.

lol. I farted in my then boyfriend's face when he was performing oral on me. He carried on without comment, what a trooper!!

Crying at skid marks on the headboard 🤣

@FricasseeTurnips

My housemate once shagged someone who not only shat the bed profusely but then stumbled to the toilet in the dark leaving shitty handprints all over the walls between her room and the bathroom as he careered from one side of the hall to the other.

Holy shit 😳 Couldn't they smell it? OMG! I've just binned my KitKat 😩

Thank you mumsnetters. I’ve had a SHITTY day at work and you lot have me crying with laughter. 💐 all round.

Having sex with an ex once and did a massive fanny fart ,absolutely fuckin mortifying, made even worse by the fact he was a virgin and I was far from it lol

Dear god velvet shit boards, I'm speechless!

@Backupthebus

all LunaNorth Wed 23-Jun-21 23:38:32 Fallsballs Did you use Vanish ? Vanish?

I’d have used fire.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Themadcatparade

I have a tendency to make some strange noises and moans and can be particularly loud.

One night whilst I was I was in the moment, I honked like an angered goose in his face, then followed up with saying ‘I bet you haven’t made a bitch honk before’

Dying at this!

@Themadcatparade

I have a tendency to make some strange noises and moans and can be particularly loud.

One night whilst I was I was in the moment, I honked like an angered goose in his face, then followed up with saying ‘I bet you haven’t made a bitch honk before’

Came back to this thread just to reread this comment. Hilarious!

@Themadcatparade

I have a tendency to make some strange noises and moans and can be particularly loud.

One night whilst I was I was in the moment, I honked like an angered goose in his face, then followed up with saying ‘I bet you haven’t made a bitch honk before’

@cringeworthyandmoftified

Shows you were really enjoying yourself.
Forget it.

The first time I was fingering my OH’s prostate, he accidentally passed wind and let’s just say the result was rather messy…

And that’s why I now always wear disposable gloves for anything anal!

@Fallsballs

Skid mark on a headboard and you didn’t mind ? I’m assuming it was a wipeable surface. I’ve velvet and it would have upset me deeply.

This! What was he doing, ridinf it?

You HEAD has to sleep next to that 😆
I'd have been well pissed too