Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

Shower beforehand and it's fine. That's all I'm saying before I have to NC 😉😇

ILike but what about the 'absolutely not, never in a month of Sundays' people?

Want2bsupermum

Lime juice and then stick it directly in a plate of salt or one of these

www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=74&gclid=CNbXsM_j6NQCFdAV0wodKHwCnA#.WVfyoYXTWaM

No need to NC, whilst I am having a bit of a laugh, sex is a large and many textured quilt. No shame should be felt by the indulgence in any mutually consensual acts.

Gatekeeper

You'd only get e.coli if you forgot your 'tonguedom'.

Keep up ffs

I really shouldn't have read this thread right after the one about worms.

Cry.

That's your 'no ta' sticker.

People were all up in arms because 'faecal matter' had been found on ice in chain coffee shops this week. I wonder how many of them are fans?

(It's also 'no tar' as it's an anti-smoking ad).

I've probably been on the honey and toast thread too long but...

you could put honey on first (only a scrape, mind😜) as it has anti microbial properties

but rinse your mouth out after as it contains sugar, which will surely kill you sooner than E. coli.

Unless they were licking it, I'd say very few. Must have been arse scratches.

Lime juice and crusting the rim with salt may actually make it more palatable.

Oh no no no! I'm in the sex topic and I see all you regulars. What's happening ?
I stay away from the bum area altogether, just getting that out there

'Crusting' not a good word in this context.

Just saying.

I quite like this badge for the 'nos'.

Trademark infringement mousse!

Maudlin it's actually not too bad in here. We are having a laugh, no trolls, nobody being a GF. We are having PARD about rimming.

Avoid crusting issues with new improved 'Tonguedoms'.

Advertising tag line for you PratStick

Would this be of use?

No trolls Sparkling? Then I do declare I love this place

I thought the lime juice and stick it in a plate of salt. was how to clean your tongue afterwards advice.

I'd go with the Nope badge. I like that.

Right, In live in a lovely market town, when shall I get me clip-board out?

And under what auspice does my survey fall?

There's not been a PARD for ages!

Hail the PARD.

You could cut the thumb off a rubber glove, that might work.

Ew ew ew ew ew nooooooo

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