Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

Jokes aside, these are perfectly normal sexual practices and this is the sex board if you failed to notice.

As long as both parties are happy then that's all that matters. But it's understandable that a lot of people would be 'thanks but no thanks'.

So what's the crack?

Which is absolutely fine. I'm all about mutual consent and satisfaction.

(And rude jokes).

Am I the only heaving...omg no no no no

I wonder what proportion of (let's say) 30-40yos actually do this. Surely the figure would be tiny.

I was innocently lured here by the fact that it was 'trending'! Well, obviously, I had some idea what I was letting myself in for, but still.

I think it'd be bigger than you think.

Nowt wrong with scoring some hoops

Cut it on half length ways obvs

I thought you meant make a tiny tongue condom!

doesn't taste or smell of anything.

For obvious reasons this is not strictly true. No matter how fastidious you are.

You can get a dental dam designed for this instead of chopping condoms.

PratStick

Tiny tongue condoms - I'm off to patent that idea and make a fortune.

It was my idea! Mine I say. Those little tongue condoms

Mozart!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch

Really eleven? I never considered it one of the more outre practices, pretty standard sexual lexicon.

Tonguedoms™

*intellectual property of pratstick all rights reserved

Springtime zoflora for a fresher arsehole
This and Sparklings you could give him a quick wipe over with a baby wipe has me crying with laughter
But no I don't lick arse never have done and don't fancy it

Somebody needs to get their clipboard out and stand down at the precinct and do a proper survey.

Springtime zoflora for a fresher arsehole

Surely the appropriate zoflora for between the sheets action would be linen fresh??

My DH says that the hairs around my bumhole are like tow ropes.

Sorry to bother your ma'am, I'm not collecting anything, I'd just like to enquire if your gentleman friend has been known to toss your salad?

I love a survey Sparkling, I'll even do a histogram if you like.

They would get a sticker and everything or maybe a lapel badge. Depending on their answer.

tiny tongue condoms

I don't think that image will ever leave me...

I clicked on this thinking I was going to get advice on how to properly sort my rims out as in rim of glass encrusted with salt for margaritas!!!!

There is absolutely no way I would be licking anyone's hoop. Heaving.

In other news it's time I had an eye test. Had no idea I'd ventured into the sex area of MN. Hopefully I will have recovered enough by dinner that I can actually eat something.

Bleurghhh

E.coli and God only knows what else

I think this would be an appropriate sticker Sparkling