Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

Men are always falling bollock-naked arse first into household objects.

I'm pretty sure it's in my DH's critical illness cover such a hazard it is.

This is not just any BJ, it's a luxury BJ..
I didn't think it was a common activity. I tried it once and didn't like it.

I read that a bloke stupidly used a hoover pipe to wank with but ended up in hospital, suction caused injury !

Bristly end first He probably never walked normally again.

I watched an A&E programme once where a man had got a loo brush stuck up his bum.

Clearly that would NEVER happen in a Mumsnetter's lavatory...

I hope the Daily Mail pick this thread up.

I have my "Rimming? Nope Not Today" DM face ready.

I have my 'been bummed by too large a cock' Daily Mail sad-face ready.

Remember the man who carved a yucca plant into a willy and put that up his bum. He needed surgery

A Yucca?

Yes sparkling. I read it in the daily mail a year or two ago. So it must be true. Iirc they had a video of the surgery too.

Why? Why would you do that?

This thread is gold!!! 😂

Sparklingbrook, that would be just hilarious!!!!

WTF is wrong with your traditional corgette or cucumber if you must have some vegetal love?

Why would you read the DM? I've no fucking clue but people do.......

It was the root of the plant. He carved it into an 18 inch penis. It tore up his intestines.

I can't imagine a circumstance where the only option for faux-cock was a hastily carved yucca.

Was he a lonely Mexican living in a cave with only a knife for company?

18 INCHES? What the hell is wrong with people?

If I was crafting a yucca-cock I'd make it short and fat, nobody needs the lower-intestine yucca'd.

Did he whittle it with his penknife? That's not the sort of traditional craft you want to see on Countryfile.

Can't remember his circumstances hairy

Definitely a case of yuccana stick a yucca up yer arse yer know yuccana dance a jig with a twig in yer fig🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

Apologies to all the genuine sex posters who have had their board invaded by a troupe of "not in my house, dear!" sex negative kink-shamers :(

Thanks, "Trending" list.

I can't see Clare Balding being into that.

Genuine sex posters? Sexperts.