Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

My internet runs on elastic bands and I'm on my phone so when I click on a thread I get the whirring ball made of little lines? It now looks like a bum hole and will now always look like a bum hole. It never looked like one before. So now when the Internet is slow, I just get a bloody bum hole whirring in front of my eyes to remind me not to click on running threads again!
Where is the OP though?

A lot of the stuff that comes out of my mouth is very unpleasant, I've yet to have an arsehole reject it.

I was married to an arsehole

Just sayin

Gawd, haven't we all.

Second time round's the charm.

gob, vomit, bullshit, plaque, there's TEETH in there..

real question should be what kinda pervert would want a mouth near their (fairly straight forward no nonsense and no fucking teeth) asshole?

I regularly wonder about the moment in human evolution when kissing was invented… must have been a real perversion at the time...

real question should be what kinda pervert would want a mouth near their (fairly straight forward no nonsense and no fucking teeth) asshole?

Someone who finds it pleasurable?

Someone who finds it pleasurable?

What I meant is that mouths/kissing anywhere is gross… if you think too hard about what other stuff they do.

In light of which, a bum hole seems pretty okay…. so long as it's not in the middle of its other use… unless that's what you're both into...

If you think too hard about sex it's all a bit strange, the thing to do, is not think hard, then none of it's strange.

Sex is the least and most cerebral activity you'll ever indulge in.

Agree. Mouths are fucking disgusting, and teeth the stuff of nightmares if you think about them too hard as I am now doing... 😱

Give me a nice (clean) arse hole any day.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've thought about this but honestly I feel like I would die if I did this.

Imagine if he gets too excited and squeezes out rabbit droppings???? I'd be bleaching my tongue for days

Oh my god what if he squeezes his areshole and your tongue gets sucked up his bum like a vacuum ??

I swallowed it obviously, I'm not a fucking vegan

Swallowing is the only protein some vegans get...

Protein is found in many sources not just meat, dairy and sperm.

Such as the linseed that doesn't get digested that you may accidentally ingest during rimming.

Just SO GLAD no one asked for the mandatory MN diagram/ photo lol

Thread for those who haven't done it yet, plan to do it and come back with feedback for those who are too scared to try :)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sex/2969217-The-Rimming-Review?watched=1

Wandered here out of curiosity, I haven't laughed this much forever. All I can add is that a fartleberry is an actual thing

Imagine if he gets too excited and squeezes out rabbit droppings????

I've never pooped out of pleasure! have you?

Well we're discussing buttholes pleasures here, not strolling the sea side or having a nice ice cream.

I have worried I'd poo myself during anal as it does feel a bit like that

TMI warning

Ok so I've posted earlier on the thread that there is no way I would do this but contradicted myself as I've always said I would try anything once ( me and my big mouth )

So was talking to dp about this thread and he said he's never tried it either and quite likes the thought of it!
So yeah he's just had a long shower, I'm going for one now and then- you know the rest.
Really don't think I will like it but think he will, be back later :)

Zoflorabore Get him to rim you. It feels amazing.

Quick update- surprisingly we had the opposite reactions, i quite liked it and he didn't! Don't think we will be doing it again but at least it's ticked off the list

My partner absolutely loves rimming. He has some of his most intense orgasms that way. I have to admit if he'd asked me to do.it there's no way I would have but it just kind of happened

He's tried returning the favour but I hate it. It does nothing for me at all

I can't say I even understand the appeal...

Yes nothing I have read on this thread has made me think it would be a great idea. Still firmly in the bleurgh camp.

Each to their own and all that. But as a bloke I prefer the oral round the front thanks.