Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

Good point Onhold keeping some sort of palate cleanser on your bedside table would be advisable.

Only if you have a small cylindrical tongue.

Lime juice and crusting the rim with salt may actually make it more palatable

Add a little sprinkle of pepper and a splash of olive oil, white wine vinegar and some croutons for texture. Perfect bum dressing.

I've not had so much fun in the sex topic since the fisting thread.

DH just strode into the kitchen and proclaimed, apropos of fuck all,

'I need to wash my ass'.

Interesting...

Last place you want to find a crouton

Well I guess we won't be hearing from hairyhands for a while

Ooh ILike your luck is in. Have you got the equipment ready?

Say what you like about our relationship, but the mystery certainly ain't dead.

A and E nurse: How did you manage to get your tongue stuck in cut off washing up glove finger?
Patient: It thounded like a thod idea..

Not quite yet, we need to eat supper. We're having jerk chicken.

The fun never stops in the Hairy household.

I thought everyone did it. I consider myself quite vanilla as well.

The fisting thread was hilarious Onhold. The reaction from the poster moaning it popped up on her timeline on a Sunday afternoon was Mumsnet gold

ILost, or indeed 'how did you get the tip of a Marigold stuck up your arse'?

Ilost

Why on earth would you think everyone did it?

Links to the fisting one?!

It would appear not TheNaze. I always thought it came under 'sexual manoeuvres 101', every day's a school day.

Lord yes I didn't think of the perils of getting the marigold tip rectally lodged.

I can assure you not everyone does it. Certainly not on a Sunday afternoon.

I never thought it that odd, just a luxury bj type thing.

I watched an A&E programme once where a man had got a loo brush stuck up his bum. He tripped (as you do) and fell on it. BUT it was bristly side first.

Sorry bristly end.

Sunday afternoons are surely the best time? Church, redemption, rimming, roast dinner.

Are you not Catholic then?

Bet he was giving it a good scrub before his rimming session, Sparkling.

Yes with a bottle of bleach probably.