Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

Would they be proboscis monkeys ?

Well this has certainly brightened up my day!

Is there any danger of accidentally eating the tiny tongue condom?

No cause it's the other side of the tongue.

My nan always used to say 'if you take your teeth out that's half a job done'

Well you have already eaten poo crumbs, tomato seeds, sweet corn, seeds from a granary loaf and a bit of loo roll so you may as well Bonjour.

Christ this has taken off since my comment this morning. 😂

Least disgusting thing you'll eat really.

Err despite my username I just wouldn't be able to go near DPs hairy arse even after a shower. I just can't.. he uses it too frequently From what I've read on punting forums it is a common request for prostitutes from married men. Rimming a stranger.. now that's shit.

After seeing (and smelling) what comes out of my man's hoop.... it's a no from me!

Well I couldn't be arsed with licking but maybe the dog would be interested 😷

Strangely enough, I don't read punting forums, dunno why.

I honestly, in all me innocence, thought rimming was a pretty straightforward sexual practice.

Never had an untoward foreign body.

Just looked at that punting forum. What a bunch of fucking wankstains.

Yeah sad men with small brains and pricks

Dh just asked me if I wanted a cup of tea and I snarled at him to go fuck himself. He said 'are you on bloody mumsnet again?'

I'm reading this thread whilst watching the movie "CHiPs"

The two main characters are arguing about Rimming and Poncherelli is shouting

"Everyone is eating the ass"

And as my old dear departed Nana used to say, if it's brown, don't go down. Lawks.

For obvious reasons this is not strictly true. No matter how fastidious you are.
Ok maybe a little bit. But not bad. No more so than a penis or vagania.
It's not just the anus that's stimulating. That piece of skin between the anus and the scrotum is very arousing for a man too. If you don't want to as far as running. Maybe you could compromise by orally stimulating that part.

My phone changed rimming to running. Obviously samsung creators arn't that into it either

If you like men, never look at punting forums.

I Fucking hate the internet sometimes.

What's punting then please?

Punting? Blokes who shag prostitutes.

To 'Punt' being the verb.

Sticking your pole in?

Sorry. So punting forums are disgusting because they debase women?