Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

That would be an interesting visit to A&E.

"Comb up the farthole Mr Davey? However did this happen?"

"I fell."

Anybody who sticks their tongue up a man's arshole, or any arsehole for that matter, needs their head read.

No matter how much he wipes his arse and washes around it, there will still be a lot of impacted, greasy residue lurking just inside.
Think of a pipe that gets a smelly, furry build up after time. Got the picture?
Sounds really sexy?

As with every aspect of sex, you should only do this if you actually want to.
Basic cleanliness is vital obviously.
It feels fabulous - I love giving and receiving.

This is generation porn imo.
Is it bollocks! I got into anal well before the internet was invented!

When you put it like that Sweet, how could anyone refuse?

Guess you've never enjoyed a cheeky tongue in your blood pipe then?

Aw thanks IHope.

Sounds like some Calgon is required there sweet or some sink unblocker. I have not heard of this build up of which you speak.

Now you're talking Hairy. I do love a good Tetleys.

Well I'd take a cup of Earl Grey over a bum lick any day.

Is that you Boy George?

What if I receive a gentleman's tongue in to my delicate, fragrant lady butthole?

A good dose of Mr Muscle drain unblocker would sort your bum pipes out.

sweet I hate to break to you but that's not what pipe cleaners are for... Residue? Build up? That is not how the rectum works. You don't require regular 'de-clunging'.

Yes Onhold or get Barry Scott round.

Careful Prat there may be unforeseen 'buildup', you never know when that fucker's gonna blow.

DP just asked me why I am crying. His face when I declared I would not be licking his arse only made me laugh more.

Think of a pipe that gets a smelly, furry build up after time. Got the picture?

None of the pipes in my house have peristalsis, or mucous membranes etc, what kinda shop of horrors kinda building do you live in if your pipes are like a rectum?

When you put it like that Sweet, how could anyone refuse?
Guess you've never enjoyed a cheeky tongue in your blood pipe then?

My luurve pipe is very clean thank you very much
In fact, vages are self-cleaning and don't have nasty shit, poo crumbs and possibly piles lurking inside them.
You could say they are designed for having things stuck in them .

I agree Shoestring, I didn't understand the marvel that is the large intestine until I was forced to have a phosphorus enema and to then observe the squeaky clean results on camera afterwards.

I was amazed. And not only at the tow ropes at the entrance.

TinselTwins

Apologies to all the genuine sex posters who have had their board invaded by a troupe of "not in my house, dear!" sex negative kink-shamers

I'm mainly here to laugh at "tiny tongue condoms". I don't think that's the same as "Shaming" rimming enthusiasts

What's the difference between genuine sex and non genuine sex anyway?

The colon and rectum are not, as hitherto belived, built of smooth muscle, nay, they a regular jagged pit of build-up and greasy filth ready to be unleashed on the first innocent probing tongue that happen upon them.

No woman of decent virtue would debase herself by unleashing such horrors.

BillyDaveys, the intestines themselves are very clean, it's the bit just inside the bumhole that's the problem.
If people want rimming, they need to have a good wash inside the entrance.

Maybe that's why men keep poking loo brushes up there...

I have "Ye cannae shove a yucca up your arse" to the tune of Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus in my head now.

Mum.

The Barry Scott post has given me the hiccups.