Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

Anyway, this was a fun convo, let us not go down dark paths.

Yeah sorry for lowering the tone. This thread has had me howling with laughter. I'm also gonna try rimming ...

Punting forums are places where men who shag prostitutes go to 'rate' the women that they have bought.

It's deeply unpleasant and in no way a lovely consensual sexual experience.

I don't want to sound like the annoying vegan, but...

If you eat sausages, hamburgers, etc. then you're probably eating a mashed-up anus anyway...

Yeah, but equally, Terfing, you may be better placed to savour the sweetcorn and granary bread crumbs on offer than us carnivores

Watch out for the dangleberries!

I would never want to rim DH, but he has rimmed me a couple of times in the past and it did feel really, really nice.

However, it's not a dynamic we really want to play with so we tend to stay away from it.

Oh I've never rimmed, don't like the thought of it, I have OCD and my boyfriend wipes his arse in the strangest position, fuck that.

Now I feel all virginal again

Terfing yes but those are cooked, most normal people don't bake, boil or fry their anus.

Zoflora standing up, head between his knees? Yeah, bizarre. With all his talk of moist toilet tissue and scissors I ain't goin anywhere near his Bournville boulevard.

I take it none of you have eaten Andouillette then? It tastes ok, a bit 'colony', I was ok with it until I GOT A CHEWY BIT THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A SPHINCTER.

An actual pig's sphincter. In my mouth.

I swallowed it obviously, I'm not a fucking vegan.

Shite gobbling Nanas

"A bit colony"

Ew, one never expects a sphincter in ones mouth.

I swallowed it obviously, I'm not a fucking vegan

Howling 😂😂😂

Billy got it in one! He looks like he's trying to do yoga...

People saying they couldn't do it because of what comes out of it. Alot of the stuff that comes out penises and vaginas arn't very pleasant either.

. Bournville boulevard bleddy hell yep that's hot chocolate !

And here's me saying I will try anything once, well this one is off the list for sure.

What if they have a hairy arse?

Crack wax

Oh. I wandered in here by mistake. I've always resisted clicking on anything to do with running - I didn't actually know what it was. I always did wonder. Now I know. I don't know if I wanted to know. I was happy playing Duck or Donkey now I'm in tongs up arse territory. Sweet corn in teeth? Did I mis-read that?

Hmm where's the op?!

Face deep in her dh's hairy dangleberried stink hole I guess!

lucielucie that was a wine spitting comment! 🦍😂🍷

People saying they couldn't do it because of what comes out of it. Alot of the stuff that comes out penises and vaginas arn't very pleasant either

If you really think too hard about it
Mouths are the grossest/weirdest funholes.

I woke my puppy up giggling. I'm now in trouble. This is the last time I venture onto this board

Two in the pink one in the stink 😂