Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

Right, I'm off for my jerk chicken, supper is very Fucking late.

Thanks.

If OH wants my tongue anywhere near his bumhole, he will have to go and get his anal glands cleaned out first.

I wonder if the vets do two for the price of one?

Not done rimming for a long time.
All the guys I've surprised with it love it!

It's quite empowering.

I should imagine someone suddenly sticking their tongue up your arse would come as quite a surprise..

Can you buy special mouthwash for after the occasion if so is it called poosterine

..or Anal B mouthwash...

Wasn't there a "sex and the city" episode about this?

Anyway, ill try everything once, although I haven't tried this yet!

Also, my bf isn't particularly hairy, nor is his bottom, so he may not need the wax beforehand!

Crying😂😂😂 and I have no idea what the original question was!

Yes I am not sure how some men would feel about a surprise tongue up their bum. Especially if they hadn't had chance to properly anti bac their surfaces prior.
I would imagine doing it as a surprise you may get some unwelcome surprises yourself. Like a pile or maybe a bit of stray loo roll.

Yep, I've done it... Didn't really fancy the idea of it but was doing some rather enthusiastic ball-licking and somehow ended up there. It was all good.

Nothing to report then Girly? No surprises?

Or a bit of sweetcorn sparkling

Oh okay I've grossed myself out now. BAD billy.

Or maybe a seed from a granary loaf?

Tomato pips

Never done it. Don't want to. Not sure why I'd want to put my tongue around someone's arse hole really. Seems pretty degrading. "Lick my arse!". Em. No.

Not on my bucket list.

But I would recommend not going out for a curry beforehand.

No, nothing like that thank God. But these were exactly the kinds of thoughts that were running through my head when he returned the favour. Very unerotic. Wouldn't recommend.

Not going for a curry beforehand is a wise precaution.
If he needs to fart, don't take part as my granny used to say.

The guy I did it with, we had this crazy pheromone-induced attraction to one another. We were like little monkeys smelling (licking) each other's bums.

Couldn't imagine doing it with anyone else.

This has been on Active Threads all evening and I had done so well ignoring it.

Now I have to go to bed with thoughts of vegetables, poo faces and tongue condoms in my poor, innocent little head.

Cheers, MN!

"Shit-encrusted" arse pubes!

boak

I've done it a couple of times in the past with an ex, but he was my first lover and I was quite young (17) so thought it was something that everyone did. He was older and more experienced so I took his word for it. It was ok tasted like chicken

The look of horror on DH's face when I casually mentioned it once was enough to convince me he wasn't into it, although I quite liked giving and receiving with my ex. DH hadn't had a BJ until he met me though. He has lived a sheltered life.

Funny you should say that ,Ilost.My old nan used to say. If you see a poo crumb, don't lick the bum.

Wise women.

What's up with everyone having shite gobbling Nanas?!

We were like little monkeys smelling (licking) each other's bums. 

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