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What do you consider to be vanilla?

152 replies

quirkycutekitch · 16/06/2015 18:14

And what's the next step up from vanilla & has it got a name?

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roundandroundthehouses · 17/06/2015 19:01

Furries are only kinky if there's yiff. Scritching doesn't count. Grin

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LikeIcan · 17/06/2015 19:06

I thought we had normal boring sex but dh does it over my face. Anal is defo not vanilla & about the only thing I wouldn't do.

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UnknownMoniker · 17/06/2015 19:10

Laughing at the thought of quiet on fathers day Grin

LikeIcan

You must have loverly youthful completion Wink

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LikeIcan · 17/06/2015 19:13

Not really - but better than swallowing [ yuck ]

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CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO · 17/06/2015 19:14

Quiet, I did an actual LOL at that Grin

I consider myself mildly kinky, which to me means:

No anal (ever, mine is not designed for that!)
Variations on oral sex
Very mild bondage (think using a scarf to tie to bed, blindfold.
Risky stuff, but not too risky. Outdoors if I'm sure nobody will catch us.
Basic role play.

However, the internet has made the lines blurred and people can become desensitised with 'making love' be coming vanilla and boring, whereas it is actually just 'normal' sex.

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feckthemall · 17/06/2015 19:21

I'm howling laughing here at john farleys post and quiets too. I'm happy being vanilla tbh and thankfully dh is too.

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Iggi999 · 17/06/2015 19:26

Yy to the blurred lines.

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luckiestgirlintheworld · 17/06/2015 19:28

I'd say

Vanilla:
Any vaginal sex positions
Oral sex
Mutual masturbation
Sexting/ talking dirty (a bit)

A bit kinky:
Anal
Light bondage
Spanking
Using toys together
Cumming on her body/ face
Rimming

Properly kinky:
Threesomes +
Pegging
Light BDSM and pain stuff

I'd say I'm a bit kinky. But I'm not into rimming.

I don't think vanilla is a derogatory term. It does imply a bit plain and boring, but still delicious!

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Fleecyleesy · 17/06/2015 19:32

Vanilla - ordinary stuff like normal sex, oral and handjobs.

Kinky - the next tier of stuff

Perverted - beyond kinky

I'm sure most people fall into the vanilla category. I personally don't see the point in the kinky stuff.

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DoctorDoctor · 17/06/2015 19:35

"Sperm is proven to have excellent rejuvenating properties"

OK, can we have some references to the peer reviewed journal articles supporting this, please?

As you were.

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WellTidy · 17/06/2015 19:39

What is a variation on oral sex? Either its oral sex, or it isn't surely?

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UnknownMoniker · 17/06/2015 19:40

I don't see vanilla as boring, just more straightforward sort of I love you sex, some of my biggest organisms have been what would be classed as vanilla.

But we do kinky too, it's goes in fads though, a few years ago it was all about pegging,
Before that it was toys lots of toys and role play.

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mrsdavidbowie · 17/06/2015 19:45

I suppose well tidy its where the ejaculation takes place...which part of the body.
Or involves teabagging.

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UnknownMoniker · 17/06/2015 19:53

doctor

Why not find out for yourself and Google it?

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WellTidy · 17/06/2015 19:54

I obviously need it all spelled out to me mrsdavidbowie. I have googled teabagging. Right, that's clear Smile.

Ejaculation on another part of the body, you say? Right. That's pretty vanilla to me.

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Weebirdie · 17/06/2015 19:56

fails to resist the temptation to make a cheap gag and describe anal as chocolate chip>

I was thinking more along the lines of chocolate sauce.

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mrsdavidbowie · 17/06/2015 19:57

You are clearly a bit of a strumpet welltidy

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DoctorDoctor · 17/06/2015 20:17

unknown You made the claim, not me. It's your job to show it's credible!

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TheoriginalLEM · 17/06/2015 20:23

it finally happened then.......

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VoyageOfDad · 17/06/2015 20:31

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

UnknownMoniker · 17/06/2015 20:32

Soz didn’t realise this was a political debate, where everyone are supposed to be liars. So have to have evidence at the ready to back up a claim.


FFS, if you weren't sure you could of just checked rather than, being all this is bollocks attitude Confused

m.healthmeup.com/news-healthy-living/semen-for-anti-ageing/24992

:p

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MrsGiraffe12 · 17/06/2015 20:59

Vanilla to me is just missionary, lights off, oral sex and masturbating each other, anything further such as different positions, dirty talk, anal, handcuffs etc is kinky Blush

I'm obviously a prude Wink

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stabbybitch · 17/06/2015 21:04

Vanilla
Few positions
Oral
Quickie
Touching

Kinky
Anal
Light bondage
Water sports
rimming

Very kinky
Strangulation
Humiliation
Pain
Pegging
Poo
Chemsex

I'm very kinky but havent always been. It's something me and dp found together. I'm the more adventurous but could only do with him.

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CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO · 17/06/2015 21:09

Do I want to know what ChemSex is?

Re 'variation oral sex' I suppose there is only one way but I was categorizing along the lines of the gusto with which it's done Grin quick up and down and a suck, or proper languishing and lot of time taken (both perspectives)

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sanfairyanne · 17/06/2015 21:20

Grin
very funny thread

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