What do you consider to be vanilla?

[quirkycutekitch]

And what's the next step up from vanilla & has it got a name?

Dibbing, rooting and dagging are probably a bit kinky.

Add a little more derris to make it kinkier.

Ditto mrsG!

Ah poo nuggets and soapy fingers ... prude and proud!

Daren't even google somemofmthese terms...

I love being vanilla! (with a side sprinkling of anal so maybe slightly
Kinky) but all the things mentioned on this thread are so unappealing.. Missionary position is fantastic. Different strokes and all that.. Literally!

I thought I was quite vanilla. Turns out I'm quite kinky then.

Hmm. From youthful experience of ONS I found anything more than missionary was viewed with great excitement. Maybe I lived in a highly vanilla place though.
I never thought vanilla meant boring though, just mainstream - vanilla being the most popular flavour of icecream, so it's sex that most people like.

Vanilla is only a derogatory term if you choose to interpret it that way. It doesn't mean boring. I love vanilla sex, I also love kinky sex. Neither are boring.

I thought I was reasonably kinky (we live a Dom/sub lifestyle) until I did a BDSM checklist (do Google BUT they list every act conceivable , many of which I then Googled! ) there's a heck of a lot I'd never do.

Vanilla and proud here too

Never heard of those Irian

Half of the things that are considered "kinky" sound like a massive turn off to me.

And like you are doing vanilla way, way wrong.

Aha! Well you are clearly not a gardener or a sheep farmer then

I did wonder what on earth you were doing with the derris but didn't date ask.
I have a dibber though and I know how to use it.

I don't even know what tea bagging is. And I daren't Google it. That's how vanilla I am. And happy with it!

diamonds I didn't know and looked it up. Now feel sick when making teas at work

I thought I was quite broadminded and adventurous but haven't heard of quite a few of the things on here!

Oh dear. I'm sat sat at work -sneakily reading this-& trying not to burst out laughing. Love mumsnet!!!

Anal sex is for breakfast ,at least in our house it it!

I would say I'm mainly vanilla with a side of kink. out of what I do,

Vanilla:

Sex in any position my back and pelvis issues will allow.
Oral.

Kinky:

Being filmed.
Risky sex.
Really quite rough sex.

I'm just not up for anal/rimming, bdsm does nothing for me, I'm not into humiliation, pee/poo no fucking way, and I don't know what half the things on here are.

I don't see vanilla as an insult. I think as long as you are having the kind of sex you both enjoy and are having enough of it, it's all good!

Name change , remind me never to come to your house for breakfast

Well according to this I'm very kinky/perverted. I think it's subjective and up to the individual.

Oh dear.

can i ask what comes after very kinky please?
Not boasting or anything.
Is there extremely dirty, depraved kinky?

I think after the extremes of kinky-ness (which I suspect is subjective), we come to sexual practices that are unlawful (and rightly so).

sorry - that wasn't very light hearted

I'm going to have to get a special name for this topic, I can see.