Hi everyone
Good luck for tomorrow! Here's my postie-stalking song. Feel free to add verses as a way of relieving the tension...
Hey Mister Postman look and see,
Oh yeah,
If there?s a letter from Trinity,
I?ve been waiting such a long time,
For a place for that boy of mine.
They said there?d be word today
Saying whether he?s done okay
Please Mister Postman, look and see,
If there's a letter from Trinity.
I've been waiting here pacing Mister Postman
Sooo impatiently,
I want a Croydon postmarked letter
Saying he?s got a guarantee.
Mister Postman, can you see,
Oh yeah,
That I?m going stir crazy,
It would be such a big thrill
If we could avoid the comp up the hill.
So many days of anxiety
I?ve quite lost my sobriety,
The only thing that?s made me feel better
Is that I?m an addicted Mumsnetter.
Mister Postman, look and see,
Oh yeah,
If there's a letter in your bag for me
I want an envelope that?s nice and fat
If it?s thin you can take it back!