Don't tier the pants out of it.

[Cismyfatarse]

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6 changes from Saturday...

• limit click and collect. Essential items only. Staggered appointment to collect and no entering building

Wine and home school is fine right 🤷‍♀️🍷

1. Click and collect gone.

Click and collect now suspended unless it’s for essentials.

Take away not allowed people indoors.

Alcohol consumption not allowed outdoors it will be illegal.

1. Serving hatches needed.

1. Alcohol!

No alcohol outdoors in public.

Does that mean I can't get pissed in my from garden.

-takeaway. Can’t collect indoors. Serving hatch or from doorway

-alcohol. Against law to drink outdoors in public from Sat! Can’t do that anyway pubs are shut.

• employers to support working from home. If at home first lockdown should be doing so again

-something about tradespeople but missed it.

WFH where possible.

1. Essential work only in a household.

Massive relief that she hasn’t stopped us meeting a friend for a walk.

I can cope with the rest of the above.

1. Must not leave or remain outside the home. Change in wording.

Tradesmen in house as I write. We need them to finish - fast!!!

Define essentials, kettle, duvet, stationary can all be essential. How to put as much business in Amazons direction as possible!

So McDonald's and Starbucks can keep their drive through and their multi-million profits.

The little local cafe which has been struggling on since March offering takeaway sandwiches and cafe - closed.

That's fair, isn't it? And we'll praise John Lewis for suspending click and collect even though I've just said that click and collect for clothes and household is fine.

This all feels like pointless tweaking tbh

@RasperryCoulis yes, that’s disgusting

They need to stress that once you have had a vaccination you may still pass on the virus.
A Healthcare professional I know wasn't aware of this.

While I'm at it why are they all in a hall together spreading miasmas? Get online fgs.

@Cismyfatarse

Tradesmen in house as I write. We need them to finish - fast!!!

This bit hasn't changed though, Cis. There is an exemption for people coming into your house to maintain it. If you have decorators in, a plumber, plasterer, someone to fix your boiler, that's essential maintenance.

So Dh will still work as people need their boilers working.

I think the wee cafes can stay open but only serve from the door. Which isn't ideal since it’s freezing and most wee places won’t be set up for this scenario.

Outdoor drinking is illegal under local by-laws in loads of places (I think all of Greater Glasgow) all the time, so no change on that front here.

Revelation that other people can be trusted to "behave" with Champers at the Park.

I’ve never done click and collect but how is it more dangerous than doing your shopping the old fashioned way?

And again, no evidence for any of this

are you allowed to go for a walk?

DDog has the groomers this afternoon, is that allowed? I did wonder if it was essential but DDog has a coat that requires regular cuts or it gets painfully matted....and they are still open?

What does the last one about when you leave house mean?
I don’t really understand what she changed