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when to tell someone you are a "randy pervert"

123 replies

justlookafterthedog · 07/07/2010 16:05

as a randy pervert (and that is what quite a few of you would think of me) how should I (a man) communicate this to potential partners? I know that I am incompatible with the majority of women and I have no wish to waste their emotional energy on something that will never work or worse still start a relationship that is doomed to unhappiness. first or second date, maybe wear a t shirt?

OP posts:
Alouiseg · 07/07/2010 16:13

Strange first post

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 07/07/2010 16:15

WTF?

GypsyMoth · 07/07/2010 16:16

maybe just keep away from women if you cant control yourself?

PeppermintPasty · 07/07/2010 16:19

you mean that you have no wish for a relationship and you just want to have sex with the poor unfortunate(s) who may come your way? well, tell them straight away. job done.

Lauriefairycake · 07/07/2010 16:24

does 'randy pervert' = 'arsehole with tiny cock who'd shag a toilet roll and who's never contributed to a woman orgasming'?

Malificence · 07/07/2010 16:27

How randy and how perverted, exactly?

BenHer · 07/07/2010 16:27

PP is spot on.Just make your intentions clear at the off.You only get problems when you start lying about your motives.Communication is all.Good luck but I won't hold my breath.

Fimbo · 07/07/2010 16:28

Think you need to ask this on a dating forum chuck.

PeppermintPasty · 07/07/2010 16:28

haha lauriefc...yes come on op, you'll have to give us more than that if you want our abuse advice.

feedmenow · 07/07/2010 16:29

I take the OP to mean he has a high sex drive and likes to try the more adventurous things in life!

I assume about the dating thing that you mean you wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a woman with a v low sex drive and/or a lack of adventure!

I think these sorts of things can be brought up in a jokey way within a few dates.....

Fimbo · 07/07/2010 16:30

think you need to join here and ask

msboogie · 07/07/2010 16:51

get "FILTH MERCHANT" tattooed on your forehead...

EcoMouse · 07/07/2010 17:46

I think you need to clarify the extent of your randy perversion before anyone can offer a response.

n.b. If said perversion is of an offensive or truly depraved nature, just leave, now!

EleanorHandbasket · 07/07/2010 17:47

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mamageeee · 07/07/2010 17:47

You say 'Look I am a complete bastard with women and if you're up for just a shag then then i'm your man.'

msrisotto · 07/07/2010 17:48

Never. Stay away from women.

justlookafterthedogsdog · 07/07/2010 17:53

Y'all really don't want to know

nagoo · 07/07/2010 17:56

ooh the mystery, I'm so intrigued my knickers have fallen off....

bran · 07/07/2010 17:56

Why don't you join a specialist group for your interest and see if you can meet a potential partner through that? Then it will already be out in the open (metaphorically, or literally if your thing is dogging ).

5MoreMinutesPlease · 07/07/2010 17:56

tell us!

nagoo · 07/07/2010 17:58

We're not going to mention ice docking again are we?

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 07/07/2010 17:59

Straightaway. I think it's always helpful getting it out immediately.

justlookafterthedogsdog · 07/07/2010 18:00

That's what's caused probs before, porridge

RumourOfAHurricane · 07/07/2010 18:03

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isthatporridgeinyourhair · 07/07/2010 18:04

Mmm...I see. Why don't you lie on my couch and tell me about it?

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