when to tell someone you are a "randy pervert"

[justlookafterthedog]

as a randy pervert (and that is what quite a few of you would think of me) how should I (a man) communicate this to potential partners? I know that I am incompatible with the majority of women and I have no wish to waste their emotional energy on something that will never work or worse still start a relationship that is doomed to unhappiness. first or second date, maybe wear a t shirt?

he's just a tease. maybe we should each take a guess. knicker licking? i just made that up. i did.

I'm not allowed on the couch!

Ahhh arse... someone must have said something really dirty, cause the filter on my work computer's kicked in and now I can't page 2.

Ahhh arse... someone must have said something really dirty, cause the filter on my work computer's kicked in and now I can't page 2.

are you the dog?

I'm the dog, he's the perv.

I'm vanilla but I have occasionally crotch sniffed, all in the name of identification, you understand.

Can you not find a website dedicated to your particular perversion and find other people that enjoy the same stuff?

Is your wife at work? Best get the tea on.

You've done the right thing justlookafterthedog. Announce it to the general public before singling out victims potential lovers.

Put an ad in your local paper. And phone box.

You are a dog? Dressing up in animal costumes is quite a big thing in America I hear, I watched a program on it!

I don't see much chance of you telling any woman anything, quite honestly, since you can't even discuss it on t'internet.

You're not even all talk....

When I say program I mean one episode of CSI

He's gone. Said something about dogging but by the time I'd fetched my lead for my walk, the bugger had done one.

He didn't mean he was going to walk me, did he

Stubbornhubby - you are soooo cute, you didnt need to namechange for this poppet, we'd all understand

Well, stay off the sites that are full of 'genuine' people looking for 'meaningful relationships' (stay off them anyway as they tend to be full of desperate virgins who smell funny).
If you are into BDSM use sites like IC, if it's swinging you want SDC or LocalSwingers - basically if you want a longterm partner who is as keen on BDSM or Swinging then these are good sites to use - AFAIK you can indicate in ads on PlentyOfFish that you are kinky without them going beserk and either pulling your advert or calling the police, but it's best to be reasonably subtle.
If you want no-strings sex, say so. IN fact, if you want no-strings sex you would be better off going to a swingers' club in your area as you are more likely to find likeminded people there.

You need to tell us exactly what your 'perversion' is, JLATD, then we the MN soothsayers will be able to deliberate...

ooh it is for me shineon...

ha ha! SGB