when to tell someone you are a "randy pervert"

[justlookafterthedog]

as a randy pervert (and that is what quite a few of you would think of me) how should I (a man) communicate this to potential partners? I know that I am incompatible with the majority of women and I have no wish to waste their emotional energy on something that will never work or worse still start a relationship that is doomed to unhappiness. first or second date, maybe wear a t shirt?

We definitely need to know what sort of perversion the OP has. He could get some sort of an award if it hasn't already been mentioned on mumsnet.

There ^aren't6 any perversions that MN doesn't know about. it's impossible. I was innocent before I joined this site

I assume that people here know the difference between kinky and perverted??

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!

Laurie, I just PMSL.

"does 'randy pervert' = 'arsehole with tiny cock who'd shag a toilet roll and who's never contributed to a woman orgasming'?"

SDTG, LOL. I like that. Must remember this!!

Did OP post and run then? or change name half way through justlookafterthedog to justlookafterthedogsdog?

I think he posted, realised he was way way out of his depth after about the first 3 replies and then ran. I think justlookafterthedogsdog is a mnetter taking the piss.

Dammit - I thought we had a "connection". Until Shiney started with her fisting.

very funny!

is knicker licking not that strange then?? we sold our knickers once to a guy when we were students but we did think he was pretty weird.

It's only strange if they're not being worn at the time!

Hardly hardcore pervert stuff but armpit wanking still makes me and laugh...

there bloody was money in it! he paid a lot a pair and he wanted to wear them home afterwards, which was fine, but he had to use a bedroom to change in and...

anyway.

miitz - wouldnt you have to have a very long cock to reach though?

lmao @ this thread

Eff off, you are clearly a randy pervert.

God, I really want to know now.

This is way more interesting that that mentallist Rarebird thread.

WTF is ice docking ? I know I've been monogamous for a fair few years but they can't have revolutionalised it that much. What have I missed ?

dunno about ice docking.. erm.. like snow blowing but you put the ice elsewhere?

or have friend with willing pits?

Ice docking is a special kind of vegetable-based lolly that mummy and daddy keep in the freezer but the children musn't touch

I must confess my sexual enlightenment as a teen by Cosmopolitan pales by comparison to the pearls of wisdom I have gleaned from MN....

Just like to point out I introduced ice docking to MN. And eel-rubbing.