can i get some un mumsnetty hugs and sympathy please

[Mamazonabroomstick]

think its all over with DP.

I am heartbroken.
I feel sick and just want to bursdt into tears.
Can't really be that open with rl friends as im the "strong one" that doesn't really get effected by this sort of stuff.

don#t get me wrong they know im hurting and they are sympathetic but all they keep saying is that i can do better.

Yes of course i can. but i didn't want to.

Its all just so horrible

mamazon

in truth he's a tool and also in truth in time you might fall for another tool, as we all have, but at least then you'll enjoy the time you spend together before the realisation dawns and he shows his hand

this loser has shown what he is

fuck him off and stay strong

my dear God for every heartbreaking shitty story and relationship I or my dfriends have been through there ends up with a final decent guy who is worthy of one of them

there are loads of amazing men out there and by all of my dealings with you, you are worth much much better than this
don't waste yourself on this tosser

I'm sorry it's so awful at the minute though

your all making me cry.
thank you

Oh no what a horrible disaster

He is so not worth it. Cosy cardigan hugs from me and some hot chocolate too ((( )))

And don't you dare let the twatazoid in- throw the fucking snakes at him out of the top window.

Btw, I am coming on that night out.

don't do that. It's most unfair on the snakes.

And DP says you are so out of his league it is ridiculous.

I thought that really, SGB, but it would scare the bayjesus out of me, so...

Maybe a bedpan full of wee?

Ah shit sorry. I read those threads too.

He had his chance and he blew it. Please don't waste any more of your precious time with regrets or mourning what you thought you had. Don't give the fucker a backward glance.

You wouldn't believe the tossers I wasted years on, many women do. There's nothing wrong with you - its just bad luck. It will come good for you in the end, but you must listen to your instincts in future - that is where you have gone wrong - I'd wager there was a tiny voice at the back of your mind telling you he wasn't so perfect for a long time but you didn't listen.

Always listen to the tiny voice - it speaks the truth!

Yeah - I can't imagine mamazon owning a bed pan BoF, try as I might

A turd on a piece of kitchen roll might be good for launching though.....

has he gone yet?

Oh, Mamazon.

FWIW he sounds like a proper anus.

(((sneaky hugs)))

Hey you!

look here missus, you are welcome to come with kids and stop at mine anytime. I am also up for a 'fuck the fucktard' drink in brighton if you can make it down - i am sure 2 shoes would come.

It's funny i was talking to dh about you the other day and (no word of a lie) i was saying how at the last xmas do you looked stunning and how utterly gorg you are and how much i envied how beautiful you always look when i see you.

xxxxxxxxxx

i am so very sorry sweetie xx

Mamazon - how are you this morning?

feel like i've not slept a wink.

I have to go get the car fixed today so at least i'll be busy.

Sorry you're having a hard time Mamazon- I read the 2 threads but didn't post on them, but thought at the time you're better off without.xx

Knob.

While you are out, get yourself a treat.

Oh feck Mamazon I'm so sorry you're going through this

For what it's worth (and I know it may not be much consolation right now) he sounds like a complete and utter fuck-knuckle while you are a warm, witty and intelligent girlie wrapped in an outer package of sheer gorgessity (tm Tyra Banks).

You will be absolutely fine my love and you will reach so much higher in life without that cretin clinging to your leg and dragging you down.

Instead of hugs here's a bottle of Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc and a stick of candy floss .

Has anyone seen Mamazon tonight, is she Ok?

oh buggery bollocks what an utter fucker.

och, that is shite, mamazon, i'm so sorry. i know it's tiring to hear it but by christ you are worth so much better than that.