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Does size really matter problem

118 replies

thorninrose · 06/06/2008 02:57

hi girls, my partner thinks his manhood is small and thinks he should have an enlargment even though i tell him it is fine. I did see the great british body the other night and they said the average was between 6 and 7". To me that sounds huge so am i missing out on something or should i not worry about his size.

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Mamazon · 08/06/2008 23:44

lmao

eenybeeny · 08/06/2008 23:45

LOL Pan

well this person is a major major DJ in America and spends most of his time talking about sex etc so I guess he felt he was an authority. Howard Stern? Do you know who he is? I am not sure if he ever made himself known this side of the Atlantic.

Anyway I dont know! Just parrotting what I have heard!

Pan does "parrotting" have 2 T's?

Pan · 08/06/2008 23:50

As I never do it, I have no idea, eeny...

Famous Howard Stern. Known pretty well over here. Been around for yonks.

eenybeeny · 08/06/2008 23:52

I live in a bubble never listen to the radio or anything so am not so sure on who is famous and who isnt!

Anyway we all parrot! How did you learn to speak my darling? Polly want a cracker?

zippitippitoes · 08/06/2008 23:54

i think i have got to my age without being able to answer this question

except i did have sex with a twat in the autumn who seemed a bit big

warthog · 09/06/2008 14:54

where has the op gone?

i haven't found penis size to be of huge importance. have had crap lovers with small and big penises. what really matters is how sex is with your partner. does he do it for you? yes - then no problem.

Kally · 09/06/2008 17:27

I agree... they can lay there smiling with a big wollop between their thighs and not know how to use it... had those types too. Or its in and out and you wonder WTF??? Brain sex is far more appealing. Love a guy with imaginiation and ideas, doesn't matter about the size - really... it doesn't matter. My best lover was one that would spread a yellow sheet on the floor, light the fire and tell me to close my eyes and imagine being somewhere hot and sunny... then get to work.. and he had a diddly one.. I never felt I had 'left-overs' with him.... ha ha ha

HaventSleptForAYear · 09/06/2008 22:01

Those people whipping out a vibrator afterwards - are you serious ? or just ?

Have you really done that or just threatened to?

Have wondered about finishing the job myself in front of DH but usually wait til he drops off

Don't think it's a size issue though - have had 6 lovers and "felt" no difference between them (to come back to OP's question)

strawberriesandcream01 · 09/06/2008 22:15

Hi! Haven't managed to read the whole lot but wanted to have my little say!!!

I have been with DP since I was 17! Only experienced one other penis but can't remember much about that as years ago! I would say my DP is smallish (can't remember how big he is) and I can't do the big O without manual help and have always been like that. I feel he doesn't quite reach me inside or maybe I just have a big ??????????? !! Even different postions don't help. Maybe it's just me but can't seem to 'O' on my own or need to be really relaxed and on top.

eenybeeny · 09/06/2008 22:26

trust me strawberries you dont want to read the whole thread!!!! it went crazy. and OP was a troll

CatharsisItIs · 10/06/2008 02:04

thorninrose, given that you're probably a troll, I don't feel I can comment without inadvertantly veering into the realms of beastiality. Which really isn't my kind of thing.

Just in case you're not, I think your partner should definitely have a nob-job. I personally feel so many women have had themselves chopped to suit a patriarchal society, to fit the male gaze that yes he should! In fact, demand it. About time the tables turned.

IME There's too big and there's too small. People vary wildly and actually, my preference is apparently compatible with the average willy size. Yay!

Female ejaculation? Yes thanks. It's interesting to read up on as it goes, it's not as unlikely as it sounds. More a flooding than anything else.

Would I whip out a toy in the event I was left feeling unsatisfied? Hasn't happened yet but yes, I would.... to clock bloke thing over the head with for leaving a job part done.

eenybeeny · 10/06/2008 08:14

oh by the way thornINrose is a troll trying to nick the name of a real poster called tornrose. Just so you know.

CatharsisItIs · 10/06/2008 10:11

Ta eeny, had thought as much... would never suggest a nob-job in all seriousness ;)

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deadringer · 11/01/2017 10:48

I would have thought 5-6 inches is more normal, 7 inches sounds like a whopper and is way more than i am used to. Dh always makes sure i orgasm before we dtd then if i do again during piv its a bonus. I find doggy position the best position for deep penetration.

Whatabloodyidiot1 · 11/01/2017 15:51

This thread is 9 years old....

Orlandointhewilderness · 12/01/2017 17:20

My DP isn't huge at all, about 5". He is not the smallest I have been with (he was about 3") and that experience was quite frankly awful. But it was awful because the other guy was crap in bed full stop! No real foreplay, didn't kiss well and it was just horrible. DP and I have amazing, incredible sex and a lot of it! Pick your positions, but to be honest it depends on everything else he is doing, not just his willy.

toyd · 12/01/2017 17:33

Zombie willies.

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