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Does size really matter problem

118 replies

thorninrose · 06/06/2008 02:57

hi girls, my partner thinks his manhood is small and thinks he should have an enlargment even though i tell him it is fine. I did see the great british body the other night and they said the average was between 6 and 7". To me that sounds huge so am i missing out on something or should i not worry about his size.

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joash · 07/06/2008 22:58

eenymeeny - are you saying that you don't climax simultaneously?

expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:00

I guess a tongue could make up for tiny cock, if you're not the type who orgasms from intercourse.

Cuz it's just gotta be big enough and wide enough to do the job there, IYKWIM, and tiny tadger just doesn't cut it.

eenybeeny · 07/06/2008 23:03

no we dont! we both have great orgasms but not at the same time. or the same room just kidding on that one.

and I must stress its not because of his (ahem) size he is very very lovely!

joash · 07/06/2008 23:12

Get him trained, then he'll be able to control himself so that you come at the same time - well worth the effort

eenybeeny · 07/06/2008 23:17

its not him!! he could and would go all night if I wanted him to. I have NEVER had a vaginal orgasm. I dont know how. I actually think my body may be incapable of it.

expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:18

hmm. it's not how long they go on, it's erm, technique.

VersdeSociete · 07/06/2008 23:19

Wasn't there a song that went "it's not the meat it's the motion"?

expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:20

yes, the old 'it's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean' malarkey.

well, you can't go out to sea in a dinghy, folks.

Yorkiegirl · 07/06/2008 23:26

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expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:29

That is true, Yorkie.

DH has smallish feet for his height. I can tell you where it all went .

Yorkiegirl · 07/06/2008 23:31

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expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:35

Oh, tell me about it! Both my ex bf and DH are skinny as whippets but I call it the Tommy Lee effect, because to look at him you would never guess what he was hiding under those trousers .

solo · 07/06/2008 23:42

I had a boyfriend once who had size 14 feet and a massive willy!

I don't orgasm vaginally either. In fact it takes me huge amounts of concentration and staying power by the tongue to get me there at all...

Anyone ever fake it? I have twice! half wish I hadn't, but the last time, he was so disappointed(and knackered)I felt I had to

joash · 07/06/2008 23:43

As my DH has previously said "Size doesn't matter, is a fallacy put about by men with small tackle"

amytheearwaxbanisher · 07/06/2008 23:43

dh has quite small hands but not a small thingy so that ones not true,though he has very big feet.....who knows.

expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:43

no, i've never faked it.

if i had a bloke who couldn't do the job i wouldn't hesitate to break out my vibrator and finish the job myself.

expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:43

no, i've never faked it.

if i had a bloke who couldn't do the job i wouldn't hesitate to break out my vibrator and finish the job myself.

joash · 07/06/2008 23:45

No never faked it here either, can't see the point. If you fake it, then they will just assume that whatever they did was good and carry on that way.

joash · 07/06/2008 23:45

agree about the vibrator expat

expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:47

they'd hop off having gotten their jollies and i'd roll over and open up my drawer and take out Bob, my battery-operated boyfriend.

if i got any 'what are you doing?' i'd say, 'what you didn't' and carry on.

joash · 07/06/2008 23:48
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Dior · 07/06/2008 23:50

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expatinscotland · 07/06/2008 23:51

i saw this show where this fella had a real maggot and i felt sorry for him.

his dad had a maggot, too.

it was shocking.

DH was watching it and he was shocked, too.

thorninrose · 08/06/2008 00:26

most of you say that the size does matter so do you think i should get myself a lover on the side with a big willy to satisfy my needs and try different positions and see if i can feel anything and orgasm.

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S1ur · 08/06/2008 01:10

no