MicroWilly (TMI alert)

[MrsWay]

Sorry for the name change.

I have been with my partner around 3 months, last weekend my children were at their dad's and so I slept over at DPs house.

We'd never slept together before. Anyway to cut a long story short, it turns out DP has a bit of a microwilly.

I'm not usually mean about these things but I find it really off putting. It was never going to end in marriage anyway but I'm not sure I can carry on with it.

He's quite chubby so I suppose that could have been a contributing factor but its his attitude too. We were laying there messing around and then he said "sorry about that..." and I didn't know what he was on about so I said "about what?" so he "thrusted" into my leg and said "that!" ? still didnt know what he was on about but it turned out he was apologising for having an erection and it was all downhill from there really. He kept pushing my hand down to masturbate him and there just wasn't enough "room" on it to move up and down. But then I've only ever been with one other man so is this normal?? I just found it all very wierd.

God some of you you guys are harsh!

My ex was young, enthusiastic and well endowed. But quite 'vanilla' in what he wanted to do in bed. Yawn!

My current squeeze is much smaller, but absolutely fabulous in bed, not least because he is the best ever at oral sex and can make me knees literally shake until I am begging him to stop.

I have to say that its about attitude more than equipment, but maybe I am an old fahioned gal at heart!

Sounds as though the microwilly isn't the main problem, it's the apologetic attitude and the fact that he was concentrating more on his willy and less on what you'd like that would really get on my nerves.

How do I explain to DH how got on to my internet history!!!!

** how rate a rod got on to my internet history

Go to tools and delete browsing history. And don't surf for willies at 10am sunday morning in future! lol

When I was a student my friend and I went to Germany on a six month student exchange.
We lived in an iddylic German village on the banks of a canal.
One sunny afternoon we thought it would be nice to sunbathe on the banks of said canal.
So when we got there we were stunned to realise that on one side of the canal were people, adults and children, in shorts etc picnicking and whatever else normal people get up to on the side of a canal.
On the other side of the canal were nude men. Lots of nude men. In full view of the clothed adults and children. Seriously strange.
We were mesmerised. Especially by one man, who must have been in his fifties. He had a large, no make that huge, penis. It was semi-erect and big of girth. And it hung down to near his knees. No word of a lie. In fact, when the poor chap tried to sit down he had to hold it out of the way with his hand. It was disturbing, but in an absolutely fascinating way.

But blurgh to 'bit of fat', that is not a willy, shudder.