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MicroWilly (TMI alert)

131 replies

MrsWay · 13/03/2008 22:19

Sorry for the name change.

I have been with my partner around 3 months, last weekend my children were at their dad's and so I slept over at DPs house.

We'd never slept together before. Anyway to cut a long story short, it turns out DP has a bit of a microwilly.

I'm not usually mean about these things but I find it really off putting. It was never going to end in marriage anyway but I'm not sure I can carry on with it.

He's quite chubby so I suppose that could have been a contributing factor but its his attitude too. We were laying there messing around and then he said "sorry about that..." and I didn't know what he was on about so I said "about what?" so he "thrusted" into my leg and said "that!" ? still didnt know what he was on about but it turned out he was apologising for having an erection and it was all downhill from there really. He kept pushing my hand down to masturbate him and there just wasn't enough "room" on it to move up and down. But then I've only ever been with one other man so is this normal?? I just found it all very wierd.

OP posts:
Toothache · 13/03/2008 23:36

Proud of ya! He's a twat. and a waster.

Now... you need some "about average or slightly larger than" cock therapy.

Works a treat. Believe me.

preen

butterfli · 13/03/2008 23:37

off to bed now............. to dream of big wiilies! lol. night! x

expatinscotland · 13/03/2008 23:37

once you go large, you never go back.

Toothache · 13/03/2008 23:38

Expat - likin your style. Although....I tend to go for nonscotsmen! Recent Boyfriend was scottish and MORE than measured up. Unfortunately... the relationship was not good. Sex was FAB.

Toothache · 13/03/2008 23:40

Again Expat - gotta agree. I remember watching Jonathon Ross when he said that he was so huge he's ruined his wife for other men and that's the only reason she stayed with him! ROFL!!!!!!!

fedup1981 · 13/03/2008 23:41

I once tried to have sex with a guy with a knob like a champagne cork. To this day I have no idea if we did or not, one minute he was rolling on, then seconds later he was rolling off and apologising, and then lay there grinning blissfully to himself. But I felt nothing so I have no idea! Poor man.

RTKangaDYSONMummy · 13/03/2008 23:44

pmsl @ this thread and DH keeps asking why I am laughing soooooooo much

carol3 · 13/03/2008 23:49

once slept with a bouncer big hard scary..........tiny willy.
Saw the biggest willy ever the other day, nearly passed out it really was quite magnificant

Toothache · 13/03/2008 23:51

Carol3 - big willys can be jeee-ust as scary!

"where the feck d'you think you're putting THAT?"

running for cover from the massive organ<

I think I had the same feelin that guys have when they see another guy get kicked in the nads. OOOYA!

expatinscotland · 13/03/2008 23:52

god, fedup, i would think he doesn't count towards your total numbers.

carol3 · 13/03/2008 23:55

yep toothache very scary, but I know which i'd rather have
Really wanted to ask for a photo though as really was quite unbelievable!

expatinscotland · 13/03/2008 23:56

i like 'em about 8-9 inches, nice bit of girth.

under 7 inches and they're in the gotta dump territory for me.

like i said, i'm shallow when it comes to cock size.

and that big feet = big cock thing is a load of bollocks.

Toothache · 13/03/2008 23:57

You'd have to give it scale though Carol3....take the photo next to a pencil. LOL!

Know which i prefer also. >cheap tart giggle

expatinscotland · 13/03/2008 23:58

Life is wwaaayyy too short to put up with micro dick or pencil dick.

Toothache · 13/03/2008 23:59

Aw Expat - you're takkin the biscuit on the shallow front! Or maybe I'm just less fussy and easier LOL! 6-8 inches is fine as long as it's thick enough ( and I mean the dick...not the man!).

9 INCHES EXPAT!!!??? My GOD I'd have bruising on my cervix!

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:00

8-9.

i measured DH's .

a nice, even 8.

i once went out with a bloke, and whilst he had the length, he was lacking in girth and it did make a difference. it was pencil dick.

and also he'd been circumcised and they must have duffed it up because his willy had a bit of an odd curve.

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:01

oh, the relationship of my life the dude was 9 inches.

heaven!

carol3 · 14/03/2008 00:01

(giggle) I recon it was 11 inches long and about 3 across, amazing!

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:02

carol, one of my two best pals, she is Hispanic like me, but she goes out with exclusively black men.

she once saw an 11-incher with the huge girth to match.

she said it hurt and she asked him, 'can't they do something about that?'

no, they can't!

she said it felt like childbirth!

Toothache · 14/03/2008 00:04

lol Expat.

Carol3 - that's just completely unmanagable in my book! RUN FORREST RRRRRUNNNN!!!!

carol3 · 14/03/2008 00:06

well i didn't find it hurt, don't know what that says about me though
He's a black guy, he seamed quite shy about its size.

madamez · 14/03/2008 00:07

Hmm, well, just in case there's any needle-dicked men reading, or indeed women who have found a man who is kind, gentle, gorgeous, puts the bins out without being asked etc but has a cock like a thimble, there are strap-on-to-a-cock dildos you can get. Kind of like a condom with an extra few rigid inches in the end of it IYGMD. I'm personally not that bothered by a needledick if the rest of the package is appealing. But then maybe I don't have a fanjo like an aircraft hanger

carol3 · 14/03/2008 00:09

ouch I knew I should have name changed

RTKangaDYSONMummy · 14/03/2008 00:12

My best friend who is a nurse told me about a patient who when he was standing up there was NOTHING there just a saggy skin thing!!!

but other times there would be a small cocktail sausage

She said it was kind of like it was hiding

WEIRD!!!!!!

Toothache · 14/03/2008 00:13

Madamz - Touche!

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